FnNuke

9767 pts · July 31, 2016


Fuckin Nuke

I say that’s not enough because democrats of recent haven’t been as helpful as they should be. I say we vote out every congressperson across the board. And because the next runner up won’t be much different than the current member, vote them all out too when it comes up. And if they still don’t get the memo keep voting them all out until they start paying attention. Honestly it’s the way it should have been all along.

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

If you watch the 8th ball getting placed you can see the magnet catch it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Say it again louder for the people in the back!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whispering eye

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In his words… We need a 300%, 400%, maybe even a 500% reduction in the amount of Trump.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

But they don’t seem to be nearly as angry

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This metaphor only works if the HOA president is trying to distract everyone from the fact that he fucks children.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You can have a Dicken’s cider can, Dicken’s cider jugs, or the all new Dicken’s cider wide mouth.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey girl, how about you and me go back to my place for some sex and pizza? What’s the matter you don’t like pizza?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Brother, we all learn the hard way.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anybody have Roaring Kitty on speed dial?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s where my sister went to school

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Billy Bob?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I somehow read that as right to left wipe.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would like to propose an exception. I don’t think pedophiles who love children should be treated equally…

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Grand Haven?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She was a good girl. She was the best girl.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup! My son loved getting thrown around like that. I did the same for my daughter but she told me pretty quickly that she had enough so I toned it down for her. To this day there are still ways that she lets me know she doesn’t want to be treated the same as her brother.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Progress, not perfection. Toddlers fall down, but they get back up and try again. Eventually they walk and you’d never know they fell.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Where’s that dude with the ramen noodles and super glue?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shitchyeah, bro! Get it! Doin the hard work and earning the rewards!

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Something something stupid prizes…

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I don’t see what the issue is. Where are they supposed to park it?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve done that as well. While incredibly relaxing, it’s just not the same internal peace. But by all means, recommend away.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very few things gave me more internal peace than when a newborn, any newborn, fell asleep on my chest.

3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You go right to hell. Take all your damn upvotes with you. #triggered

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This would make a great gift. Having no artistic talent of my own, where could a person go to acquire this?

3 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0