ForTheDumps

49321 pts ยท April 22, 2020


Crafty. First year Canadian permanent resident from New Jersey. Married, three cats. Full-time office admin. I love the snow!

Find another Canadian man...they're great! This one needs more than a wife.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was only hard because I had anxiety about being examined by the government. Once I submitted, I was a permanent resident w/in a year.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I moved to Canada because he didn't want to live in US. Getting divorced, but I'm staying, my parents understand why.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Awesome.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine you'd want to stick it into an acidic fruit. Kink away!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Little dude sounds like a young Arnold Schwarzenegger.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was gonna ask when you were because I thought they were both already dead.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Balls indeed.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

After three times, I think I would've just popped a squat right there.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a bathroom?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#42 well holy ouch!!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

That was pretty awesome.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is beautifully executed. Thank you for sharing!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a guy.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

This was literally me decades ago at Busch Gardens. Mom loves to tell the story.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I dated a guy who would get into his bed with a blow dryer. He liked how cozy it was.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 237 Dislikes 2

#5 Well isn't that a collection of cute!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's the glass and a half of wine, but this shit is funny.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dude took most toast.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look at those fatties!!! Nom nom nom.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh man, those belly spots. Does anyone else find it irresistible to rub your face on a cat belly?

3 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jubbles.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ordering for others gives me anxiety. If I'm driving, it's very likely you are ordering your food. Or we went over your order 6 times.

3 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

#8 Yep. Anxious attachment suuuuucks.

3 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 1

I remember walking by while it was off and turning the dials. The resistance they offered was just amazing. My dad did not appreciate it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0