49321 pts ยท April 22, 2020
Crafty. First year Canadian permanent resident from New Jersey. Married, three cats. Full-time office admin. I love the snow!
Find another Canadian man...they're great! This one needs more than a wife.
It was only hard because I had anxiety about being examined by the government. Once I submitted, I was a permanent resident w/in a year.
I moved to Canada because he didn't want to live in US. Getting divorced, but I'm staying, my parents understand why.
Awesome.
I can't imagine you'd want to stick it into an acidic fruit. Kink away!
Little dude sounds like a young Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I was gonna ask when you were because I thought they were both already dead.
Balls indeed.
After three times, I think I would've just popped a squat right there.
Is that a bathroom?
#42 well holy ouch!!
That was pretty awesome.
This is beautifully executed. Thank you for sharing!
What a guy.
This was literally me decades ago at Busch Gardens. Mom loves to tell the story.
I dated a guy who would get into his bed with a blow dryer. He liked how cozy it was.
#5 Well isn't that a collection of cute!
Maybe it's the glass and a half of wine, but this shit is funny.
Dude took most toast.
Look at those fatties!!! Nom nom nom.
Oh man, those belly spots. Does anyone else find it irresistible to rub your face on a cat belly?
Jubbles.
Ordering for others gives me anxiety. If I'm driving, it's very likely you are ordering your food. Or we went over your order 6 times.
#8 Yep. Anxious attachment suuuuucks.
I remember walking by while it was off and turning the dials. The resistance they offered was just amazing. My dad did not appreciate it.
Find another Canadian man...they're great! This one needs more than a wife.
It was only hard because I had anxiety about being examined by the government. Once I submitted, I was a permanent resident w/in a year.
I moved to Canada because he didn't want to live in US. Getting divorced, but I'm staying, my parents understand why.
Awesome.
I can't imagine you'd want to stick it into an acidic fruit. Kink away!
Little dude sounds like a young Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I was gonna ask when you were because I thought they were both already dead.
Balls indeed.
After three times, I think I would've just popped a squat right there.
Is that a bathroom?
#42 well holy ouch!!
That was pretty awesome.
This is beautifully executed. Thank you for sharing!
What a guy.
This was literally me decades ago at Busch Gardens. Mom loves to tell the story.
I dated a guy who would get into his bed with a blow dryer. He liked how cozy it was.
#5
Well isn't that a collection of cute!
Maybe it's the glass and a half of wine, but this shit is funny.
Dude took most toast.
Look at those fatties!!! Nom nom nom.
Oh man, those belly spots. Does anyone else find it irresistible to rub your face on a cat belly?
Jubbles.
Ordering for others gives me anxiety. If I'm driving, it's very likely you are ordering your food. Or we went over your order 6 times.
#8
Yep. Anxious attachment suuuuucks.
I remember walking by while it was off and turning the dials. The resistance they offered was just amazing. My dad did not appreciate it.