Fortherea

81048 pts · January 27, 2017


I‘m from Germany and a teacher for 5th to 12th graders. I‘ve been a Star Wars fan for ~30 years, which actually helped me learn English properly when I started reading Star Wars stuff on the internet around the year 2000. My greatest hobbies, when I have time besides teaching and entertaining the kids, are sewing, hand lettering and paper handicraft... or just buying the supplies for them. I've recently gotten into lasercutting and 3D printing - I just love creating stuff! Reading has taken up less and less of my free time during the past years; stupid adult life. Stupid smartphone. But since my boys have gotten bigger (5 and 7), I can get back to that more, which makes me happy because it used to be the most important part of my life. Imgur has truly helped me expand my knowledge of the things people go through in their lives. I’ve had a very fortunate life so far, so my heart goes out to you guys out there struggling. Oh, and I enjoy cringe dumps the most :-D

#7 Man the thrill of anticipation on that one is electrifying

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is that Eleven's dad?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such Herculean if not Sisyphean efforts. I admire their dedication.

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All you guys asking about the daily schedule and not the dog, are weird. I practically didn't see the times, I was just like wtf

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+ algorithms

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And does the guy lose it like that every time? Doesn't seem healthy, poor guy!

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#10 the beautiful sunset totally makes this

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one with the guy peeing on the elevator buttons is a real gem

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 what the fuck kind of life is that a slice of?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Argh, I get PTSD from that reply.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How have I never come across this? I love movie quizzes!

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Are you a native speaker? If yes, I’m relieved you didn’t know it either.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Imgur “as it used to be“ really is not my world. I’m a straight woman, but I wouldn’t want to see male sixpacks or whatever either, I can go elsewhere for that.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I once almost choked on yeast dough because I thought it would be delicious like cake dough

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d love to know where that kid is at today

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for looking it up! It’s definitely close enough.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It all depends on my delivery of the new information.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can anyone confirm this? I am SO going to ruin my students‘ fun. Or make it much worse, we’ll see….

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And their HQ actually is in Schindler Square in Berlin.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why on Earth would Starmer call Trump "sir"`!?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

more like Führerhauptquartier

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love you, guys, this is so adorable! Did you ever get the real results?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lass dir schmecken!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay, Captain Obvious.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Meh, I wish they would put their phones away for the occasion.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I THINK we might be living very close to each other :-D (See my other comment on CapriSONNE headquarters).

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They actually sell popsicle sized Capri suns for freezing (at least over here in Germany)!

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Capri sun is a German invention from 1969 with their headquarters very close to where I live. Its original name was Capri Sonne, but they rebranded the name to the waaaaay more cool sounding English "Capri Sun" in 2017. I and all my childhood friends are outraged at the rebranding, it's like devaluing our childhood. But it's still commonly sth. that teachers will bring their class as a treat, or parents buy their kids for a field trip.
Also, yay on the boyfriend - cool dude!

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

dito for the German constitution

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sky is mesmerizing

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