FriedSnakes

1109 pts ยท January 13, 2014


Does us not having guns make you more sad than USA having routine college massacres?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

All the tyre tracks in that field suggest they've had a lot of fun here :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*science hands*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Maybe he only did it once and then went "Man, this is just as dang slappin hard as it sounds"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't explain it, but I am pleased. This pleases me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Naw

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

It's happened before okay

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In case you're not just joking, you can get an external usb floppy disk drive for about twenty dollars :)

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This guys face suggests that something is afoot.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I eat the broken cookies first, and then all the rest too. Discrimination is bad.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I fits, I sits 3: Revenge of the sit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But wait! A pot of gold can buy many pizzas.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought Bosnia was being really sassy for a moment there.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*ponders fate*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You go, bath cat.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These guys actually all sound pretty badass.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The white guy isn't even indicating.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

These dickbutt gifs are really an art form in their own right.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

If my cat turned into a croissant I'm really not sure if I would be delighted or distraught.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You have those nice trophies, though. You can't downvote trophies.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did somebody downvote your home suburb? That is cold.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like that you named your own tax. Do you think the government will let me do that? I have plenty of cute animal pictures.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GUYS I JUST WORKED OUT WHAT DISNUMBLR MEANS. TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can see this working, given practice. Thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our much saviour Doge?

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

I went UFO fishing once. Didn't catch any, though.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Disclaimer: Please don't do this.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quick, somebody teach me how to flip pens.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0