FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan

22023 pts · November 15, 2014


Send nudes, recieve candy.

Don't tempt me

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got fired for being careless and lazy, and rightly so. But the job was shit and had literally no projection, now I'm starting my own thing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a person who passionately fucks dragons, i stand by this post.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

gib tag pls

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh you surrender the child to keep that cat, good choice.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Which @OP should keep as well.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

if anything, their uglyness makes themkinda cute

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Communists are not people.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

That's enough internet for today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just want it to keep my self-destructive drinking habit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dibs on his liver.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BITCH GTFO DIS MY HOOMAN

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Absolutely degenerate

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

But where is the lamb sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

120 whippings.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Get in, loser. We're going re-establishing the Empire"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wait so it wasn't real storytime?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*swoon*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Barn a cleft refugee

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also important, what kind of hair is it? Armpit hair? Chest hair? Pubic hair? Buttcrack hair???

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1