FunctioningWorkaholic

90100 pts · October 14, 2014


And unlimited toilet paper!

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Can I offer you this nice wooden horse?

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And a war.

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I was there! Wasn’t that centuries ago?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also I find holding my breath while chewing on a girls leg quite difficult.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, so Europe owns 40% of the U.S.? Interesting.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh, of course. But then again I‘m not from anywhere near that continent.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s what she said

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just slept. You guys sound too energetic.

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Can't wait to never hear from it again... :\

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My morbid humor immediately went to "at least he passed". Sorry.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shhh, dude! You can't say the A-word out loud!
Like so?

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Ha, I‘ll still post gore, see?

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can make it better. Have some boobs!

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Are you ok?

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7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You really think there will be a “next one”?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good point! — You are absolutely right. 👍⭐️

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about GTA? Grand Theft Auto? Or Jrand Theft Auto?

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