GlassApples

5513 pts · February 5, 2015


Ooh... no thanks.

$50 for that ensemble at Urban Outfitters

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m gonna have to start watching it after all this!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uhhhhh ohhhhh I just became even more attracted to Alton Brown. I’ll cook for you, Daddy!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There’s actually a third option where some people are straight women.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Wow, really? I’ve never met a single one. Huh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Francine!

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

Externally as well!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Weekend vibes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don’t really need an excuse to do that, though.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I relate to that epic sneeze buildup so hard!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can’t even imagine how a normal human (or team of humans) could get that many cats into costumes.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Lil Bub!

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Is this from the Tom Haverfood Cookbook?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like sea foam green. She don’t know!

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

...And that’s why you always leave a note!

8 years ago | Likes 693 Dislikes 0

Nah

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diggin’ those radishes, brah!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awww yiss

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

So prancy!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He’s a hound dog!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s how you get stronger. You have to absorb the life essence of the things you hate most, obvi.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I could watch animals riding roombas all day. Delightful!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“I bring you love”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, Dragnet is on later.

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 3

Yes, a delicious snack!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Probably just a shitty moth

8 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 1

Same

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those glorious cheekbones.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does he know “Scream At Own Ass”?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0