I heard you guys want crabs
When my family talks about me in front of me
M'squito
Achoo.
I'll tell you when I've had enough
Some people get all stabby when they're crabby
My cat's reaction to... everything.
MRW my post makes it to Most Viral but all I get is more points
weet weet weet weet weet
How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
FACT: Cats love electric toothbrushes
MRW regret becomes inevitable
ayy lmad'oh
thlip thlip thlip thlip thlip
Stay out of my territory
Why are you the way that you are?
Blind girl loves her cat
Round 1, FIGHT!
Why is this robot so angry?
OMG OMG OMG WE WON
Nom. Nom. Nom.
MRW the motivation to get in shape wears off during the first healthy meal
RIP Chris Farley (February 15, 1964 – December 18, 1997)
We're done here.
Heyyyyy
What even are corgis?
WATER WATER OMG WATER
They call me Cuban Pete
When I swim along with you
MRW it's cold as fuck and I unwrap a gift of socks
What does a robot do after he screws?
GET THAT CAT OUTTA THE WAY
Mlem lem nom nerm lem
Don't run away from your feelings!
Fuck you, physics. I'm a shark.
When my wife makes a joke at my expense in front of her family
♪ Sittin' on the dock of the bay ♫