GoBonobo

255 pts · November 19, 2017


Just realized my cat has never vomited before in his life.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking that too. Lol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sims lol you can put the baby on the grill.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe she’s just bad with remembering dates like I am. I couldn’t remember my bf’s birthday for the life of me. It wasn’t meant to be mean.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just a general rule of thumb, if anyone can turn around and sue you for you doing something, regardless if it was innocent, don’t do it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who knows, the kid could’ve been friends. Sometimes kids don’t think of the long term effects of their actions at that age.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Now make that into a shirt, I’ll wear it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks penisman!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably the one that’s automatic with twirling blades. That helps me with mosquito bits.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is fucking scary.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Perfect editing!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Only $20 in tip money when divvied up between all the co-workers over two weeks. I cannot stress enough how much work Starbucks makes you do

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why not? At Starbucks starting pay was $9 an hour. We worked our butts off to be hardly paid and rely heavily on our tips. Usually it was

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

At my store we were told we had to chit chat with the customer while they’re at the window regardless if they’re a grumpy ass. It sucked.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Spy C for the peppers and Spy D for Spiderman.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oops I meant to put Spy D…

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spicy (spy c) for the peppers and spidy (spy-t) for Spiderman.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, she’s on the toilet too. Lol

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jesus… I can’t fathom having to clean that stuff

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was like reading a script to an artsy film.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of job do you do if you don’t mind me asking? $12/hr is not enough.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve heard it’s the other way around from people that visited. It can be a struggle with asking for help.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was just in a commercial for subway that’s showing on tv right now.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You are awesome, thank you!

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I’m going to start saying this now, thanks.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus..

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honest question, would you be fine if your boyfriend kept sleeping with other girls?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asking the kid if they like the hot fudge sundae got me.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0