Goingbacktostrange

11121 pts ยท February 4, 2014


No.

He was caught with a small quantity of marijuana, I don't think that would kill him

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

They want to make a big mess for whoever has to clean the chair

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks, now I have to fap

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How dare they

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck Greggs

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smaug

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people are into prolapsed assholes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha the click one was definitely my favourite

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Looks like what happens when you jizz in a bowl of soup and leave it for a few months

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make sure to throw it into the sea when you're finished.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About 3 am here, is "looking at the moon" an acceptable reason to miss work?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Muh sekrit memes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did it pupate and become a pug?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why you have to go and make me so hungry?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's in the bath?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The women want to talk to you? Great, go out and talk to other women and you'll be fine.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wat

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What movie?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No fucks given

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's Millhouse

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Why would he get expelled for that?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But the witch prophesied that all of her children would have crowns.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

For the internet points

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

That's why they have lights.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

They prevent you from having to give birth, ergo, birth control

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He uses multiple accounts.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sorry there weren't enough big cars and explosions for your liking

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bane?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nope, just you.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1