Goomba92

15967 pts · December 8, 2015


#3 Imagine being detained by Chicken Little

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Ah shit, I said the quiet part again." - This sentient turd.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 The knowing look of someone who has read Johnny Got His Gun.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not unless they hire Coach Carr from Mean Girls

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to be confused with his promiscuous brother ho-malone.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

JC Penny>Sears and I'll die on that hill.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Pfft... you believe in Iowa??

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I play a game called secret democrat at work. I describe a bill but only refer to it as H.R. 270 or w/e. My coworkers always love the bill, can't wait for it to pass, then are really confused and upset when Republicans shoot it down. Of course they never learn anything from this and assume there was some secret diabolical rider hidden in the text and Republicans saved us from it. But it makes my day fun.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

#29 I've been trying to remember this woman's name for like.. 6 months now.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We learned last election not to mess with Gritty.

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

At least they're pretending it's about policy. My coworker won't vote for her because he "hates her voice." Unrelated, he hated Hillary's voice.. and AOC's.. I haven't actually found a woman, in or out of politics, that he seems to have strong, positive opinions of. Including his wife...

1 year ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

There are other "less lethal" options if you feel like you need protection, but are uncomfortable with traditional firearms. I have guns, but have been thinking about getting a Byrna pepper ball gun for my wife. She doesn't like guns, but I'm going to be traveling more for work and want her to have something she's comfortable using when I'm not home.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's usually where I draw the line between millennial and Gen Z. Anyone who can remember where they were was this side of the Millennial line.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#3 Well the nice part about that, JD, is we're not sending them dollars or euros, we're sending weapons. It's the value of those weapons that gets reported, AND you KNOW that! You're just being a jackass to rile up your voting base.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sucks.. this, on top of the fact Nat King Cole hasn't wished him a Merry Christmas in 8 years.. rough.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 Trying to do something on my phone, closing whatever app was open, but it also closes the app in my brain. Now I'm just staring at a phone, wondering why I'm holding it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favorite has always been when Fox tried to call out Bernie Sanders saying "You say you support a wealth tax, but thanks to these records we dug up, we found that YOU would actually be subject to these taxes" and he said "Yeah, I'm well aware."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bet you feel real dumb.

2 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Cashed in some Kwik Trip reward points last week. Filled up both vehicles at $1.50/gallon. Proudest I've been of myself in months.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#37 Yeah, baby unionize.. then ya'll can collectively barg-on deez nuts!! Boom, roasted.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

New head cannon: Vance kept seeing this pic and didn't understand the reference. Someone finally told him that it's porn, and he didn't really get it, but he wanted to fit in, and if this was what everyone was stroking it to, he'd give it a try. By the time he learned this was just the set, he'd already developed a kink and fucked several couches. Now it's too late to go back.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So it covers the hole without falling through.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do. Love it here.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah!! Go LaX! 🥳

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I told everyone the game was contained to downstairs, and had the counter sit on the stairs to make sure no one snuck upstairs. Then I climbed up the laundry shoot and watched t.v.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forgot all about Gomez! He could make a case to be on my list.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#42 I did immediately message a buddy after I say the U.S. won skeet shooting saying "See, told you the issue was we needed live ammo."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about a dream I had? Surely, that counts as scientific evidence.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows the only acceptable sauce for watermelon is BBQ.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0