15967 pts · December 8, 2015
#3 Imagine being detained by Chicken Little
"Ah shit, I said the quiet part again." - This sentient turd.
#8 The knowing look of someone who has read Johnny Got His Gun.
Not unless they hire Coach Carr from Mean Girls
Not to be confused with his promiscuous brother ho-malone.
JC Penny>Sears and I'll die on that hill.
Pfft... you believe in Iowa??
I play a game called secret democrat at work. I describe a bill but only refer to it as H.R. 270 or w/e. My coworkers always love the bill, can't wait for it to pass, then are really confused and upset when Republicans shoot it down. Of course they never learn anything from this and assume there was some secret diabolical rider hidden in the text and Republicans saved us from it. But it makes my day fun.
#29 I've been trying to remember this woman's name for like.. 6 months now.
We learned last election not to mess with Gritty.
At least they're pretending it's about policy. My coworker won't vote for her because he "hates her voice." Unrelated, he hated Hillary's voice.. and AOC's.. I haven't actually found a woman, in or out of politics, that he seems to have strong, positive opinions of. Including his wife...
There are other "less lethal" options if you feel like you need protection, but are uncomfortable with traditional firearms. I have guns, but have been thinking about getting a Byrna pepper ball gun for my wife. She doesn't like guns, but I'm going to be traveling more for work and want her to have something she's comfortable using when I'm not home.
That's usually where I draw the line between millennial and Gen Z. Anyone who can remember where they were was this side of the Millennial line.
#3 Well the nice part about that, JD, is we're not sending them dollars or euros, we're sending weapons. It's the value of those weapons that gets reported, AND you KNOW that! You're just being a jackass to rile up your voting base.
That sucks.. this, on top of the fact Nat King Cole hasn't wished him a Merry Christmas in 8 years.. rough.
#20 Trying to do something on my phone, closing whatever app was open, but it also closes the app in my brain. Now I'm just staring at a phone, wondering why I'm holding it.
My favorite has always been when Fox tried to call out Bernie Sanders saying "You say you support a wealth tax, but thanks to these records we dug up, we found that YOU would actually be subject to these taxes" and he said "Yeah, I'm well aware."
Bet you feel real dumb.
Cashed in some Kwik Trip reward points last week. Filled up both vehicles at $1.50/gallon. Proudest I've been of myself in months.
#37 Yeah, baby unionize.. then ya'll can collectively barg-on deez nuts!! Boom, roasted.
New head cannon: Vance kept seeing this pic and didn't understand the reference. Someone finally told him that it's porn, and he didn't really get it, but he wanted to fit in, and if this was what everyone was stroking it to, he'd give it a try. By the time he learned this was just the set, he'd already developed a kink and fucked several couches. Now it's too late to go back.
So it covers the hole without falling through.
I do. Love it here.
Hell yeah!! Go LaX! 🥳
I told everyone the game was contained to downstairs, and had the counter sit on the stairs to make sure no one snuck upstairs. Then I climbed up the laundry shoot and watched t.v.
I forgot all about Gomez! He could make a case to be on my list.
#42 I did immediately message a buddy after I say the U.S. won skeet shooting saying "See, told you the issue was we needed live ammo."
What about a dream I had? Surely, that counts as scientific evidence.
Everyone knows the only acceptable sauce for watermelon is BBQ.
#3 Imagine being detained by Chicken Little
"Ah shit, I said the quiet part again." - This sentient turd.
#8 The knowing look of someone who has read Johnny Got His Gun.
Not unless they hire Coach Carr from Mean Girls
Not to be confused with his promiscuous brother ho-malone.
JC Penny>Sears and I'll die on that hill.
Pfft... you believe in Iowa??
I play a game called secret democrat at work. I describe a bill but only refer to it as H.R. 270 or w/e. My coworkers always love the bill, can't wait for it to pass, then are really confused and upset when Republicans shoot it down. Of course they never learn anything from this and assume there was some secret diabolical rider hidden in the text and Republicans saved us from it. But it makes my day fun.
#29 I've been trying to remember this woman's name for like.. 6 months now.
We learned last election not to mess with Gritty.
At least they're pretending it's about policy. My coworker won't vote for her because he "hates her voice." Unrelated, he hated Hillary's voice.. and AOC's.. I haven't actually found a woman, in or out of politics, that he seems to have strong, positive opinions of. Including his wife...
There are other "less lethal" options if you feel like you need protection, but are uncomfortable with traditional firearms. I have guns, but have been thinking about getting a Byrna pepper ball gun for my wife. She doesn't like guns, but I'm going to be traveling more for work and want her to have something she's comfortable using when I'm not home.
That's usually where I draw the line between millennial and Gen Z. Anyone who can remember where they were was this side of the Millennial line.
#3 Well the nice part about that, JD, is we're not sending them dollars or euros, we're sending weapons. It's the value of those weapons that gets reported, AND you KNOW that! You're just being a jackass to rile up your voting base.
That sucks.. this, on top of the fact Nat King Cole hasn't wished him a Merry Christmas in 8 years.. rough.
#20 Trying to do something on my phone, closing whatever app was open, but it also closes the app in my brain. Now I'm just staring at a phone, wondering why I'm holding it.
My favorite has always been when Fox tried to call out Bernie Sanders saying "You say you support a wealth tax, but thanks to these records we dug up, we found that YOU would actually be subject to these taxes" and he said "Yeah, I'm well aware."
Bet you feel real dumb.
Cashed in some Kwik Trip reward points last week. Filled up both vehicles at $1.50/gallon. Proudest I've been of myself in months.
#37 Yeah, baby unionize.. then ya'll can collectively barg-on deez nuts!! Boom, roasted.
New head cannon: Vance kept seeing this pic and didn't understand the reference. Someone finally told him that it's porn, and he didn't really get it, but he wanted to fit in, and if this was what everyone was stroking it to, he'd give it a try. By the time he learned this was just the set, he'd already developed a kink and fucked several couches. Now it's too late to go back.
So it covers the hole without falling through.
I do. Love it here.
Hell yeah!! Go LaX! 🥳
I told everyone the game was contained to downstairs, and had the counter sit on the stairs to make sure no one snuck upstairs. Then I climbed up the laundry shoot and watched t.v.
I forgot all about Gomez! He could make a case to be on my list.
#42 I did immediately message a buddy after I say the U.S. won skeet shooting saying "See, told you the issue was we needed live ammo."
What about a dream I had? Surely, that counts as scientific evidence.
Everyone knows the only acceptable sauce for watermelon is BBQ.