GrumpyOldMan55

867981 pts ยท April 2, 2018


I didn't choose the grump life, it chose me.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

20 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hey MAGA, your tax dollars are funding this. Israel first ROFLMAO!

20 hours ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Buster Keaton

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Validation comes from within.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Your mom?

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

He invented powered flight, saved the Titanic from the iceberg, and scored four touch downs in a single game.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still would.

3 days ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

She may be the biggest Pick Me in the history of history.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's none other than James Cagney with the script.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Make it spin.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

OK, that gave me a chuckle.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anytime I think about ADHD meds I start to worry I'll miss the voices.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I just can't bring myself to forgive her for talking about Jewish space lasers and hooting like a howler monkey at the State of the Union.

6 days ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

As Jesus said to his disciples, "Get your gains bro."

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Janet Leigh was like, a paycheck is a paycheck.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I hate when people don't get my movie references. You're Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago?

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah, I'm good. I got plenty of free time today.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Now I have to assume your comment is AI generated.

1 week ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 5

You're the one looking for a girlfriend, you tell me.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And just had to film the whole thing. Went so far as to film herself putting them in the car. This shit makes me doubt if it's legit.

1 week ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 15

So we're going to be seeing an ass load of garlic bread?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grape and unalive should be banned from the internet.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

SCOTUS has already done irreparable damage with the immunity ruling. I am not comforted that they grew a spine for this particular ruling.

1 week ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 2

Not a deal breaker.

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Nixon 2028 Tanned, Rested, and Ready.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's right in my wheelhouse.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#5 Could I get a translation of cracking fine shyt?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They'll never take me alive!

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0