GuRoo

23593 pts · March 8, 2015


Japanese

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

I’ve had ET for almost 40 years. Lately my left hand has been getting bad. I’m afraid and don’t know how to share my fears with my family. My father has a deep brain stimulation device to control his.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If your embassies need to be fortified, you might be the bad guys

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also part of Panasonic

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lady you have an incredible figure. Well done

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stealing goat rider

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

70s one was for partying and shagging. You went home to use the bathroom

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And she’s looking good in those jeans. Fuck this timeline

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

Back to the hammocks, my friend. You know, there's a little place called Mary Ann's Hammocks. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you.

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Coolest chick alive

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Carpet

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This is why they use Sharpies at the other end. It’s a standard unit.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well apparently we have stripes cats can see

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

With a penis

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

Sausage roll

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google says she looks even better without it

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Such a depressingly toxic song when you get the slow acoustic version

5 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Wrasse

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Elsa Realpage

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goodbye stranger, it’s been nice

7 months ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

She’s the subject, we’re the scientists

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I dunno…. AI struggles with piercings

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You pompous stupid arse

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Genuinely thought everybody knew she’s svperdone

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And she do

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck, dude…. You okay? Like really, you’ve just popped blood vessels over an easy misnomer.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s exactly what the Church of Satan is. An embrace of honesty and default to kindness. You sound like an Evangelical, I hope your life gets better

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Read about the Church of Satan? Great guys

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Foes

8 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He lacks the depth and warmth

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1