Gunner945

987 pts ยท January 13, 2014


Too young to die, too old to party!

Even with the sound off, I could hear the "Okie Dokie!"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#17 Gotta go back a couple more decades...I remember these from 70's

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My usual tip (15%) is listed as "sub-par" on most POS machines. If the service was truly sub-par, you wouldn't be getting a tip!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Building I worked at used to bring new washer trainees to see if they could handle being on the swing stage. Took them to the roof (45+ stories up), have them stomach shimmy to the edge, and look over. I joined them one day. That was a big fat NOPE from me!!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GIF? I thought this was a video! I've been watching for an hour.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Humidity is the key. -10 on the prairies is nothing. Coat open casual stroll kinda weather. -10 someplace like Toronto (big lake nearby), and it'll be cold AF!! Live in one, visited the other. There's a huge difference.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 Mother F__ker...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Push the crazy into overdrive by circling a random area and proclaiming "FOUND HIM!"

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Does he go for "a little off the top and tuck in the rest"?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indian place I used to order from allowed you to process a take out order as a guest. Now if you want to order, you have to be fully registered with all your info so they can sell it. F that!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ditto. Pound of coke or a plushie...keep the damn case off the paint job!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not that one. Front wheels are free to pivot as they want. The handle is for pulling it along. Source: I have one

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not target fixation...lack of control. It's a collapsible wagon. There's no steering on those suckers! God (gravity) truly has the wheel!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You gotta admire his commitment to a full body tackle of something at least 10 times his size! 0 fuqs given!๐Ÿ‘

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine never purred or trilled me awake. It was the 5AM ball stomp that woke me up.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the classic "They breathed in my direction!" defensive attack.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here. The odd time I can surf at work, I realize how bad the ads are EVERYWHERE! When I made a comment to my co-worker about this, she looked at me weird and said this is normal. Unfukinbelievable.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AC? Heating? Bah! You're here to learn, not be comfortable!!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No seam material, but we have those heat guns at work.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You may be in love, but that last pic looks like she's planning a beat down. Side-eye, chin down, out turned ears...I remember this from my kitties. "Keep it up and someone gonna get hurt real bad!"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I shake my head every time I see a play like this when the blockers are cheering early and looking at the ball carrier. Don't crowd the runner, spin your damn head around and block. Celebrate when we get to the endzone!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. Ordered a large fries at a place once (just fries) and as soon as she rang it in, she asked if I'd like fries with that order. "No, the first order will do. ...but thanks for asking!" Her co-workers ribbed her pretty hard.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Friend bought her void a new bed years ago. Wouldn't set one paw in it. Tried to lower her in, got the splayed legs and death flail. Gave it to her friends cat, who fell in love with it immediately and spent the next 16 hours in it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right front is the only burner. The rest are pan storage spots.

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I had to take an Ibuprofen after watching this.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who said it was a mistake??

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 needs an addendum..."I've cut it twice and it's still too short!"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't that be a dumpster??

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know MAGA didn't paint that 'cause all the words are spelled correctly!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's Russian, so you need a hammer, a friend with a hammer, some random wire and sheet metal, LOTS of Vodka...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0