Heist in progress
15
6
1198
Sums it up perfectly
66
9
1482
Just my dog, Sprocket.
15
0
200
Repost of a repost
-2
3
248
ahh, nuts.
32
10
1268
The infection is real
26
0
95
Girl stuff
-1
3
291
Every time my 2 year old wants to play with my collectibles
-3
3
590
mrw when I hear the kids wake and I realize I forgot to move the elf on a shelf
80
8
28
Someone's not making it to midnight
17
5
664
When your boss calls you Sunday night with changes to a document for Monday morning.
27
4
1424
My son's biggest fear
6
6
0
Better ingredients sloppy pizza
3
4
14
Aisle 16 got it all
5
2
4
He's got big balls
4
2
1355
Martha gets kinky
-3
2
580
Sleepyhead
5
0
253
Just doesn't seem right
1
8
0
Someone's ready for bed
4
0
409
Then this happened
11
0
427
Can you point me in the direction of cat books?
4
2
3
Who's ready to cuddle
90
7
2
Dog fort
12
6
1141
Tablet generation
7
8
1703
Hitler shapeshifted into Trump
-4
2
173
Horse Grillz
9
1
2148
Original or Small Chunk?
1
7
671
Let's play spot the corn cob
8
3
4
I found The Spider-Man
2
4
547
Spectrum: Down more than up?
1
0
163
I never had a school bus like this
10
8
739
mrw my neighbors I've talked to once ask me to help move their hot tub
8
4
6
Smoked up some human ribs
31
7
324
There's one left. There's one left.
3
0
0
The most interesting man in the world has landed
10
7
4
Merry Christmas
8
2
1
Stop yelling at me, door.
0
1
9
When my wife borrows my car and leaves me less than zero miles to empty
5
5
639