Halbig

28889 pts · October 13, 2015


This made me laugh so hard 6 years ago that I almost lost my job.

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Plot twist: posted by an 11 year old

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are so cute! I think it’s because they permanently look like they have googly eyes glued to their heads!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Freeze overnight? My alcoholism can’t plan that far ahead.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Internet: “I drew this with MS Paint”

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Mine seems to be okay. Well, except for the fact that my phone gets physically hot to the touch while I’m browsing...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought these were separate short stories at first and I kept reading the first one to figure out what I missed because I didn’t get it.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I haven’t fed her! She just likes me! :)

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You could have just carried him in with you, but that would have been a boring video. +1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for being SUPER drunk and, panicking, asked me what they should do! Like I had a secret codeword or something. My response, “um… comply?”

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I used to work at a police station (not as an officer). One night an acquaintance called me and said her friend got stopped by the cops >

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There are so many examples of how smart dogs are but then they do stuff like this, too. Haha

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Well I can’t see, because someone put a vertical video on a huge white background.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when there is a complete lack of gratitude or even understanding.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

long. Not even a “thank you,” just anger because I wouldn’t let him crash at my place to get drunk at the games. Burn out is even worse >

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

nothing ever happened. I told him I just couldn’t deal with housing him because I was so worn out from being his shoulder to cry on for so >

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

and got on some antidepressants. Suddenly he was all better and wanted to stay at my place a few weekends for college football games like >

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Happened with a friend of mine who went through a rough couple of months and called me constantly. Finally he pulled himself together >

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Exactly why I can't stand this show... but it makes for an okay meme now and then. haha

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“Guess” “The most expensive restaurant ever that requires reservations 6 months in advance?!!?” “.....no, guess again.”

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

17 hours prep, works at exactly one angle with perfect lighting, and in other situations you just look like a painted weirdo.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Sprinkler uses douse. It’s super effective.

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May every public toilet you sit on be recently-used and still warm.

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And I can’t even parallel park.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen better.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cat has things to do. No time for dog’s tomfoolery.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Get a tiny bit of water in there, form a seal, and never get them apart again.

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