28889 pts · October 13, 2015
This made me laugh so hard 6 years ago that I almost lost my job.
Plot twist: posted by an 11 year old
They are so cute! I think it’s because they permanently look like they have googly eyes glued to their heads!
Freeze overnight? My alcoholism can’t plan that far ahead.
Internet: “I drew this with MS Paint”
Mine seems to be okay. Well, except for the fact that my phone gets physically hot to the touch while I’m browsing...
I thought these were separate short stories at first and I kept reading the first one to figure out what I missed because I didn’t get it.
I haven’t fed her! She just likes me! :)
You could have just carried him in with you, but that would have been a boring video. +1
for being SUPER drunk and, panicking, asked me what they should do! Like I had a secret codeword or something. My response, “um… comply?”
I used to work at a police station (not as an officer). One night an acquaintance called me and said her friend got stopped by the cops >
There are so many examples of how smart dogs are but then they do stuff like this, too. Haha
Well I can’t see, because someone put a vertical video on a huge white background.
when there is a complete lack of gratitude or even understanding.
long. Not even a “thank you,” just anger because I wouldn’t let him crash at my place to get drunk at the games. Burn out is even worse >
nothing ever happened. I told him I just couldn’t deal with housing him because I was so worn out from being his shoulder to cry on for so >
and got on some antidepressants. Suddenly he was all better and wanted to stay at my place a few weekends for college football games like >
Happened with a friend of mine who went through a rough couple of months and called me constantly. Finally he pulled himself together >
Exactly why I can't stand this show... but it makes for an okay meme now and then. haha
“Guess” “The most expensive restaurant ever that requires reservations 6 months in advance?!!?” “.....no, guess again.”
17 hours prep, works at exactly one angle with perfect lighting, and in other situations you just look like a painted weirdo.
Sprinkler uses douse. It’s super effective.
May every public toilet you sit on be recently-used and still warm.
And I can’t even parallel park.
I’ve seen better.
Cat has things to do. No time for dog’s tomfoolery.
Get a tiny bit of water in there, form a seal, and never get them apart again.
This made me laugh so hard 6 years ago that I almost lost my job.
Plot twist: posted by an 11 year old
They are so cute! I think it’s because they permanently look like they have googly eyes glued to their heads!
Freeze overnight? My alcoholism can’t plan that far ahead.
Internet: “I drew this with MS Paint”
Mine seems to be okay. Well, except for the fact that my phone gets physically hot to the touch while I’m browsing...
I thought these were separate short stories at first and I kept reading the first one to figure out what I missed because I didn’t get it.
I haven’t fed her! She just likes me! :)
You could have just carried him in with you, but that would have been a boring video. +1
for being SUPER drunk and, panicking, asked me what they should do! Like I had a secret codeword or something. My response, “um… comply?”
I used to work at a police station (not as an officer). One night an acquaintance called me and said her friend got stopped by the cops >
There are so many examples of how smart dogs are but then they do stuff like this, too. Haha
Well I can’t see, because someone put a vertical video on a huge white background.
when there is a complete lack of gratitude or even understanding.
long. Not even a “thank you,” just anger because I wouldn’t let him crash at my place to get drunk at the games. Burn out is even worse >
nothing ever happened. I told him I just couldn’t deal with housing him because I was so worn out from being his shoulder to cry on for so >
and got on some antidepressants. Suddenly he was all better and wanted to stay at my place a few weekends for college football games like >
Happened with a friend of mine who went through a rough couple of months and called me constantly. Finally he pulled himself together >
Exactly why I can't stand this show... but it makes for an okay meme now and then. haha
“Guess” “The most expensive restaurant ever that requires reservations 6 months in advance?!!?” “.....no, guess again.”
17 hours prep, works at exactly one angle with perfect lighting, and in other situations you just look like a painted weirdo.
Sprinkler uses douse. It’s super effective.
May every public toilet you sit on be recently-used and still warm.
And I can’t even parallel park.
I’ve seen better.
Cat has things to do. No time for dog’s tomfoolery.
Get a tiny bit of water in there, form a seal, and never get them apart again.