HalfAmazingHalfTerrific

1656 pts · August 7, 2016


New here. Not sure how any of this works. Somewhat of a vagabond due to work. Current city: ATL

My kid got 5 stitches to the forehead because he hit the edge of some furniture. I’m a hover mom now.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hence my username

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me to my 2 year old everyday at 4pm

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn straight it is

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Sorry but no. “Misbehavin’ “ from Righteous Gemstones is a banger.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 20

My husband always says if he won the lottery he’d never wear a pair of socks twice

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I do the makeup one. Like 15% more makeup in there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Georgia here too. Mine was over 1k. But annual renewal fee is really cheap (compared to my original state FL)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. And that’s a good day.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Linton between Jog & Military! Took my dad to the emergency room there once.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not if my birth control has anything to say about it!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. When the rest of your life magically stops so you can do all these things while on your period

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Have 17 month old, haven’t breastfed in 4 months, still no period.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is @op a hot priest?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh! My childhood dog’s name was Indy, too. And he was basically an all white version on your Indy.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think they mean the bacon was perfectly salty. But who knows.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I heard recently that is completely not true. It bummed me out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just there today!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Follow Kellie + Pete on Instagram for more. They’re great! Mix of cute, funny, sad, and sweet.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Go to his Instagram acct @Kellie_and_Pete !

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My son is almost 11 months so he isn’t vaccinated yet (they get it at 12 months). I don’t even want to take him to the playground right now

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Measles is very contagious & can linger in the air for 2 hours AFTER the infected person leaves. So it could be real difficult to track down

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So harsh. So true.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

2/2 had 0 time to work out since having a baby 10 months ago. Weigh less now than before baby but feel blah.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats. I feel the same way now as you used to: I’m “skinny” and small but not in shape or feel strong. Used to be in ok shape but 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here! Browse during middle of the night boob sesh

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And then in a later episode Kevin’s band has a show and no one from the office shows up either, including Pam. Hypocritical of Pam.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So scary! So many people involved now that we’re under contract.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0