Halfwise

15473 pts ยท April 3, 2018


4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The implications of this suggest its also for Scooby.

23 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

So his sister is accusing him of sexual abuse? They worded that strangely... Why not say "Accusing HIM of sexual abuse."?

1 day ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Is it frozen?

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Someone should just put a little straw in their mouth so they can breathe, and float down the river face-down, no moving at all. Except maybe a little propeller on the chest if its needed.

2 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That last panel...

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's kind of like if everyone just started referring to meth as pseudoephedrine.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The frustrating thing about kratom is that there are two different varieties. The 7-OH concentrated variety that is crazy addictive and super bad for you (gas station heroin), and the powdered leaves version of kratom, which is significantly less to non-addictive, and has helped my wife (and thousands of others) manage chronic pain when nothing else works. No one bothers to distinguish between the two.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The official dress turned out to be blue/black. But despite everyone's bickering.. I don't know why people just didn't blend the colors and recognize that the *image* was mud/pale blue, even if the dress wasn't.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep, he wants a hole to hide in if they fail to sufficiently rig the election.

3 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Oi, I'd like to order 473 mL of beer, mate!

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wow, amazing detail work. I'm guessing the client is loaded.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or the Djinn's twist... where it only applies to one-off murders, so things get worse as people have to target groups in order to take out one... always.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

f-ing Nazi.

3 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Would murdering someone subsequently end mass murder and genocide, as the base concept would scale?

3 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

People just can't grasp the concept of normalization.

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Wow... so they basically wanted to make the Synagogue bigger, were told no, due to a variety of reasons, and were like "We're going to do it anyway, we'll just tunnel under the other buildings!"

4 days ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 0

"Keep it to the bedroom, hon."

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically, at this stage, it's killing whales for the sake of killing whales, with no real need or benefit, because they have killed whales in the past. Also roughly 90% of all minke whales killed are female, with at least 37% of those killed being pregnant. Though some reports put the % of pregnant whales killed significantly higher (~80%-90%) because they are the easiest to catch.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Norwegians also erroneously claim that killing minke whales is necessary part of their heritage. There is low demand for minke, and the industry is kept alive by government subsidies. Additionally, the minke was historically hunted for whale oil, rather than the need for meat, but its almost exclusively for human consumption and animal feed in modern times. Finally, the government sets high quotas, rarely met, to make it seem more like a necessity than it is.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Every accusation...."

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#9 But they do? The color is primarily tied to ripeness. Would you say a ripe and unripe banana taste the same?

5 days ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

#3 "Made from a combination of roasted hazelnuts, skim milk, and a hint of cocoa." And sugar. A metric fuckton of sugar. Sugar is the first ingredient. There is more sugar, by weight, than any other ingredient in nutella. Nutella is a sugar spread with a hint of hazelnut, skim milk, and cocoa.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know it's not, but this gives me Angel (the Buffy Spinoff) vibes, even with the demon's makeup.

6 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As a lib, I'd feel so owned if more Republicans started being anti-Epstein class and anti-war, holding their own party accountable. It would confuse me so much, I'd be constantly paranoid and and waiting for the other shoe to drop... owned to hell and back.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I.... kind of want one.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are we sure it was a stroke and not a forced lobotomy?

6 days ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

Would need a grappling hook to use a public toilet....

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The world of Doug agrees.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0