Close encounter of the burned kind....
Mall floods: “Gentlemen, it’s been an honor”
I feel it brings the whole room together....
Tears in the wind..or something...
The OG TMNT
Deluxe AC option
Live from outside Area 51
Big Bada Boom
Ouch..I'll take a frosty for that burn please.
Tyson with the knockout....
When you turn on the faucet but its opposite day
Looking back, the case was to protect the floor. Not the phone.
MSice cold
Love my rescue pupper! Previous owners tried to shoot him constantly :(
Jesus Christ Doc..JESUS CHRIST!
Words to live by
He didn't even have chicken...
Monday
That moment when you wake up and realize your generation is now the "Precious Moments" target demographic...
Pokemaine
Anheuser-Busch finally labeling Bud Light correctly
How did they Nazi this coming?
MRW I'm browsing user sub and see nothing but confession bears, awkward penguins, and other assorted beta tales of woe..
Tuesday morning after eating way too much ghost pepper salsa..
To beat the man you have to...become the man?
When she asks me what my hobbies are...
Well played little finger...well played.
Apple introduces REVOLUTIONARY Face ID technology...
Wouldn't be the first time I paid for company in a hotel. Wouldn't be the first time it died either.
Gotta go fast!
Waiting for Read Dead Redemption 2 gameplay like...
While this will make some nervous, all I see is a glorious Xbox 360 library.
I pity the flue!!
Now this is lit
When I see someone new in user sub...
#truth
You know its bad when the thing you're waving angrily denounces you...
MRW someone wakes me up before my alarm goes off...
“Too old!”
Life advice from Roald Dahl
When it's so cold, even your ghost freezes to death
When you have the Stark realization that..
It's a trap!
Dammit Fred, Im trying to poop!!
When I browse usersub every morning....
He has a point....
Covfefe the strong!
Classic Nathaniel.
HEY...Peace ma-WARRGARRBL
Maybe if it had been deflated..
No weed(s) for her...
Majestic AF
Hey....watch it!
What everyone hoped Phelps Vs. Shark would have been...
I've taken home worse...
Ice cream what you did there....
So....wanna go for a walk later?