HanSoslow

9894 pts · July 4, 2018


I know that pick. You can hold a lighter to it for .5 second and it starts sparking flames. Also, we used to sharpen picks on the carpet by sliding them inline to create heat.

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Laughs in guitar picks

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Belly of a glutton

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Ate a few, gf wanted head. Whoops!! Also, never use 1,000 spray orange air freshener as deodorant on underarm skin.

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this kills the momentum

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"we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

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So he is just kite-floating now? That's rad. Why are they still kicking? Did he try the car extended warranty joke?

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Always thought we were lucky that there will always be someone to rain on our parade. I just wush the few that approved me weren't so crazy like me.

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His ankle angel not so much

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He was a registered 6 offender.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Skin Flute?

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Xiào

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How do non-binary samurai kill their victims? They slash Them

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Minecraft mods are getting out of hand...

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You snuze you lose

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*three teeth. that's not stars.

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2,000 horsepower. (1970ish) Only half the horsepower as the 1995ish SD70 it is coupled to in the above photo. Latest modern diesels added another 2K hp, totalling around 6,000hp.

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So, twice?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every time I wore spikes someone wanted to touch them

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When dog meets cute chicken

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We're just trying to drink. Don't mind us. Go wipe a table, and we'll leave a nice tip.

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I'm relevant! I should also receive this same reply to my comment, so I got that going for me which is appropriately nice.

2 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 4

Read the words in the image again please.

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