HandymanJake

25514 pts · November 23, 2015


Always upvote dogs.

I’m just an anatomically geometric NPC.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea. I looked it up. I guess she did black face and Asian jokes, before she was famous.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What ever happened to her?

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I didn’t. I thought about it. But if I did, it would be Tennant

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$20 Amazon cannon seems like a great way to get cannon shrapnel through my face.

1 year ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Way too much crust.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yea, well, sometimes I flush before I finish peeing and the water swirl and my stream end at exactly the same time. That’s skill Harvard can’t teach. So there.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We could be presidents!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too much water in the mix. Or not enough water. Or maybe it wasn’t concrete mix but pancake mix. Im not a fucking expert, I’m on Imgur.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I hear that’s a good place to get your Pho-tau taken. Especially head shots.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Did you contour your hip bone? I’m super confused. Either way, nice leaves.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

All this work and a new coffee pot is like $4 at goodwill

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking bot. Shitty art hitting FP twice in a day.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 21

I had a Berner named Henry. Called him Hank. I miss Hank. They are too good for this world.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I was thinking, “oh good. At least the house is ok”

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the portal has been opened.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Jump

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

That’s some small dick energy, coming from a cunt.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yea, that’s a mich ultra mustache.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Her names Peta. And she does. For science.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Johnny Welfare sounds kinda rock and roll

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not mine. Just a fan trying to spread appreciation. Check out his website, prints are pretty cheap actually

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well done! And you took your human along? That’s quite an accomplishment as she seems very weak. Good dog

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now my eyes are itchy.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I refuse to believe that’s a puppet. That’s spot on.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0