Heartlyss

8077 pts · January 5, 2014


I like to make up my own words.

It's just so mesmerizing...

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oooh, look at that 🎶 chatoyancy🎶

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a fellow 40 year old who loves video games - what are you playing right now?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dad.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

🎶Well you can tell from the way I use my walk / I'm a human-crow / No time to squawk🎶

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

That's what I thought too.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHERE is your CHILL??!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have two kids, and I encourage everyone I know that doesn't have kids to keep it that way. I love my kids, but I am always tired, I haven't slept in 20 years, I haven't been alone in 20 years. Once they're old enough, I'm gonna go be a bog witch with a million cats and no phone. Want to contact me? Write me a letter or something, but mostly just leave me alone.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the left tone is Stankasaurus Rex

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah. They even named the one to right in the frames where there's a flower laying down "Stinkie"

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

And where does one acquire additional tentacles? Asking for a friend.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I happily screech "Wat Doin!?!" at my children because of this bird

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know how they give polar bears in the zoo fruit in a giant block of ice, for enrichment? Yeah...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In case OP doesn't answer, I think I have the basics of the recipe just by the picture, so I'm going to try and take a stab at it - it looks like vanilla sponge cake (boxed or from scratch, can't tell) and cheesecake batter marbled together, with raspberries sprinkled in. I'm gonna have to try that out myself, cause it looks DELICIOUS.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I frowed up."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Autobots... Roll out.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The 1987 gif is from My Cousin Vinny, which came out in 1992.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I spent 4 years going to high school in Beaumont in the 90s - it was a rough time.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Floridian, my first though was "That HAS to be Florida."

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That's why it's called Parmigiano Reggiano, Reggie keeps putting his fucking hands in it.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Went to high school in Texas in the 90's, skipped almost a whole semester of Geometry in my senior year because the teacher hated me, and I hated her right back. About a month before the end of school, my mom and I got a summons to court for it. The judge threatened to throw my mom in jail. I ended up doing 250 hours of community service, and having to go to summer school after I graduated to earn that .5 credit and get my diploma. Such bullshit.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

God, I love Gianmarco's comedy

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not easy to have a basis for comparison in the image they chose, but here it is zoomed out - the arrow is the line they pointed out in their previous picture, the circle is a person.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God I love Moonie & Broon. Saw them at South Florida Renaissance Faire back in the day, and that shit was hilarious.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad someone else sees it, lol!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I frowed up."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for posting what immediately played in my head.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0