Hectrex

3742 pts ยท November 21, 2014


A missile is a grenade with a pilot's license.

Well, if I'm trapped in a prostitution ring, that seems to be a good promotion.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like me too

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mmmmmm. Sprayonaise

7 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 1

Stop reich there.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

AND IF YOU ONLY RESTRAIN ME TIGHT

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL AP-A-A-A-AR-R-R-RT...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

you aren't careful. Suddenly you find yourself five messages in and covered in blood because the bear looked pokeable.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's the big one. As we've experienced, not every company wants the same image as Wendy's, so you could be feeding the trolls if 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is honestly probably the safest course of action. But for someone who has dwelt on the Internet, there is the temptation to respond.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who monitors social media for a company, this guy is both a blessing and a nightmare.

7 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 3

All the way to the base

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pirouette over here!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That settles it. When I go into movies, Dick Ripper is going to be my screen name.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite flavor is Flashbang Fudge

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here comes Peter Cottontail, CRUSHING DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll send you some tweezers in the post

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was on board until the crab. Ain't nothin gonna pinch at my squibbly bits.

8 years ago | Likes 235 Dislikes 0

May this gif bless you, my son/daughter/android of yet undetermined gender.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was just too easy. Someone had to do it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was told her husband was sleeping with the fishes, and now she's trying to find out which one.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

"Where is the motherglubbing money?!" "Glub?"

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 721 Dislikes 3

Hey girl, how about you send me a pic of those tids.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have seen kittens. My day is now complete. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, what a coincidence.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Joke's on you: some people have a fetish for flowers.*multiple unzips*

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Oh no.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Funny how nature do dat.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's like some shark/eel/dildo hybrid. It gives me both intrigue and discomfort.

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

He stashed the bodies somewhere in the 100-Acre Wood

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0