3742 pts ยท November 21, 2014
A missile is a grenade with a pilot's license.
Well, if I'm trapped in a prostitution ring, that seems to be a good promotion.
I like me too
Mmmmmm. Sprayonaise
Stop reich there.
AND IF YOU ONLY RESTRAIN ME TIGHT
EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL AP-A-A-A-AR-R-R-RT...
you aren't careful. Suddenly you find yourself five messages in and covered in blood because the bear looked pokeable.
That's the big one. As we've experienced, not every company wants the same image as Wendy's, so you could be feeding the trolls if 1/2
This is honestly probably the safest course of action. But for someone who has dwelt on the Internet, there is the temptation to respond.
As someone who monitors social media for a company, this guy is both a blessing and a nightmare.
All the way to the base
Pirouette over here!
That settles it. When I go into movies, Dick Ripper is going to be my screen name.
My favorite flavor is Flashbang Fudge
Here comes Peter Cottontail, CRUSHING DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL
I'll send you some tweezers in the post
I was on board until the crab. Ain't nothin gonna pinch at my squibbly bits.
May this gif bless you, my son/daughter/android of yet undetermined gender.
It was just too easy. Someone had to do it.
She was told her husband was sleeping with the fishes, and now she's trying to find out which one.
"Where is the motherglubbing money?!" "Glub?"
Hey girl, how about you send me a pic of those tids.
I have seen kittens. My day is now complete. Thank you.
Well, what a coincidence.
Joke's on you: some people have a fetish for flowers.*multiple unzips*
Oh no.
Funny how nature do dat.
It's like some shark/eel/dildo hybrid. It gives me both intrigue and discomfort.
He stashed the bodies somewhere in the 100-Acre Wood
Well, if I'm trapped in a prostitution ring, that seems to be a good promotion.
I like me too
Mmmmmm. Sprayonaise
Stop reich there.
AND IF YOU ONLY RESTRAIN ME TIGHT
EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL AP-A-A-A-AR-R-R-RT...
you aren't careful. Suddenly you find yourself five messages in and covered in blood because the bear looked pokeable.
That's the big one. As we've experienced, not every company wants the same image as Wendy's, so you could be feeding the trolls if 1/2
This is honestly probably the safest course of action. But for someone who has dwelt on the Internet, there is the temptation to respond.
As someone who monitors social media for a company, this guy is both a blessing and a nightmare.
All the way to the base
Pirouette over here!
That settles it. When I go into movies, Dick Ripper is going to be my screen name.
My favorite flavor is Flashbang Fudge
Here comes Peter Cottontail, CRUSHING DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL
I'll send you some tweezers in the post
I was on board until the crab. Ain't nothin gonna pinch at my squibbly bits.
May this gif bless you, my son/daughter/android of yet undetermined gender.
It was just too easy. Someone had to do it.
She was told her husband was sleeping with the fishes, and now she's trying to find out which one.
"Where is the motherglubbing money?!" "Glub?"
Hey girl, how about you send me a pic of those tids.
I have seen kittens. My day is now complete. Thank you.
Well, what a coincidence.
Joke's on you: some people have a fetish for flowers.*multiple unzips*
Oh no.
Funny how nature do dat.
It's like some shark/eel/dildo hybrid. It gives me both intrigue and discomfort.
He stashed the bodies somewhere in the 100-Acre Wood