Heisanevilgenius

72710 pts ยท November 20, 2012


#1 My hungry ass thought this was a cheesecake

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She looks like a diaper

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#2 Now I'm imagining a vampire movie where a group of vampires is stalking a group of survivors and they shove a junkie back to distract the vampires as they escape. The vampires rush over to their new victim but stop short and look at each other and shake their head no. Then one vampire goes up and bites the guy and they're like "Wow, Carl, you'll eat anything"

17 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly, the water temple isn't even that bad ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™‚๏ธ

17 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The idea of oldies dubstep is so weird to me

17 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why don't we just post the screenshot of King's post without the superfluous social media post explaining that it is a funny post?

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Part of me wishes America would just do it and ship out everyone they don't like until there's like 1000 people left and none of them know how to actually do anything

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't own a gun and I'd probably start shooting after he kicks the door

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The part that really pisses me off isn't the accusation it's that he keeps telling her she's lying, that he's 100% right, with zero doubt

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, AI tech companies are buying up all the DDR ram to put into computers that haven't been built yet to be installed in data centres that still haven't been built, exponentially spending money they don't have. It's going to crash fast and then what are they going to do with all the computers?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was basing it off the housing crash but also knowing what I know about tech

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Data centres will close, there will be millions in electronics waste as computers get thrown out, tons of people will lose jobs. Many tech companies will go under, but the biggest ones will get bailed out. The CEOs won't even get a slap on the wrist. Executives will get bonuses. AI will stop being so prevalent for a little while, then it will slowly work its way back into our lives. Our main hope is that it will come back with some better regulations.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't be surprised by him accidentally calling anyone any incorrect name at this point.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a banger

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's not just a matter of how she worded it, FFS. There's a world of difference between trying to inform someone and trying to blame someone you've never actually met.

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Except she didn't say that he might be infected. She said that HE gave it to HER

2 days ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 3

Because that's what women are good for, huh?

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Wow. So either she already had those and was trying to blame you, or she didn't have those and was trying to manipulate you in some way. And the fact that she totally forgot that she hadn't even met you says that she's probably done this multiple times with other people.

2 days ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 7

I live in Canada and our dollar is worth less than yours, and I won't pay more than $2.50 for a bag of chips unless it's a huge bag. I'll buy off-brand and/or wait until there's a sale, and buy a horde of them. No way I'm paying $7 CAD for a bag of chips, let alone USD.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So the millions of people showed up to the No Kings Rally are deplorable just as much as the ones who voted for the child-murdering Sasquatch?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, aside from the fact that he had untreated appendicitis, refused to see a doctor about it, and still went around accepting challenges to get punched in the gut.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As someone who took martial arts for a while, two things: 1. Yes, it's very possible to toughen your stomach muscles so you can take punches without being hurt. There's actually a very basic technique you can learn that will make punches feel weaker by like 90%. 2. That lady on the left is putting absolutely nothing into those punches. They couldn't break a cracker.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Shit?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how Gandhi won. He wasn't being "passive." He would actively resist, get beaten and get up and keep resisting. And the British who prided themselves on being sophisticated and gentlemanly were seen by the world beating down old men and women and it was NOT a good look.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's very sad

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 My eyes feel wet

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's playing 4D chess! By appearing to be a bumblefuck lunatic who has no idea what he's saying, he'll have Iranian officials not knowing how to respond and therefore will just discard everything he says as unhinged ramblings, so, checkmate, Iran!

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I like the first one? It kinda looks more like you're bursting out haha

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That is such a cute top

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0