HelpIHaveNoUsername

13168 pts · May 2, 2013


I right with tipoos.

I mean, humanity is so horrible that for-profit healthcare can pretty much claim self-defense.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

But he's a nice gangster

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which state should Poland send their MIGs to?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You accidentally said "probably" there.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I think we should consider a strongly worded letter.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reading that makes me feel like it's not such a simple situation.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I was watching TV with noise canceling headphones. The whole house just woke up to this blasting and I didn’t know.

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

It doesn't make sense to feel guilt over the actions of your ancestors, but it's important to feel concern about the current conditions.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Let's do the "feed a family of 3" exercise on $27/day. I hear dirt and rocks is a high fiber low-cost diet. Or just sell the kids, I guess?

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I mean, I don't *not* want pizza. Can't that be 10?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd think after the second Jesus would be paying attention to their problems.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I mean ... Punting a Pomeranian just sounds too tempting in general.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some days I feel like living in a buried rubber balloon for safety. It's unclear whether having air in it improves my odds.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What happens to the human brain if it's a Linux user, CrossFit athlete, and Vegan? How does it know what to talk about first?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not even a little. As both a loving dog owner and a Dad, kick that dog through the goalposts.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Things people say on the internet.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Quick poll check tells me he's rather popular. Floridians apparently like him for killing their friends and family

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They dry much faster in the microwave.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right to repair hasn't passed. We have to buy new ones in 18 months.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm a gun control guy right up until I see these areas overrun by deer. They need to be culled if for no other reason other than safety.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

I understand OPs pain. What do you call a MD who got a mediocre MCAS score? Not an MD because that person didn't get into medical school.

5 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Why the hell does Australia die first?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just female Orcs.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I didn't see the first one, so thank goodness.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you manage to avoid them getting dug in?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I think it's because he was straight up befuddled for a good 20 seconds. "Did that just happen?!" kind of thing

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yiiiiiiikes

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh you ...

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0