HelpfulCorn

61995 pts · March 12, 2014


“Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it’s all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts, and the possibility of more donuts to come.”

Let's take two sports I'm bad at and combine them!

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No. The correct procedure is to file an expedited appeal using the insurers documented process. What you propose will do nothing

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A highly specific but useful maxim

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No, it was mixing powdered milk with milk

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Us-east-1,I need a few days off

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Hot dogs done in the oven ate pretty good for when you can't grill them

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Should have played the lottery

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Apparently on other social media it can mean first time Mom and I was hella confused for longer than I'd like to admit

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Listen you, we measure height in Josés around here

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HIPAA only applies to medical and insurance personnel. Somebody stealing your medical info and sharing it is not a violation

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Herding cats is supposed to be a very challenging task, you have a point

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I wonder if you get drunk faster in 0G?

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite too and the portion tends to be just right as well. I cannot eat a huge steak

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Philippines

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IDK, my 18 year old still gets hangry. A snack and a nap makes most things better

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I drilled "condoms and consent"

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Prime rib is so fatty I just do not enjoy it

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She's pretty, and overweight. Both things can be true

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I'm gonna need a link because my googling tuned up some really weird stuff and not that

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beavers too

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You missed by about 4 posts, although Freddie Mercury would say yes

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This one seems legit except maybe that part, unlike that other one that always goes around.

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Of course. I also liked Men of a certain Age, not widely watched but quite funny

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#32 me: feeds dog bites of my dinner from the fork I'm eating with

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I feel left out because I want to buy Costco pants but I never see anything smaller than a women's 6

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I found the first hot tub frog of spring today

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Some municipalities even have a bounty if you cut it down and replace it with something native

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#9 I live in North Carolina, every coat in my closet is hanging by the front door

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#26 another woman nobody listened to

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This is true. People are always getting shot at our mall. And at Walmart. I go to H&M sometimes but it's right near the entrance and I can get in and out quickly

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