HelpfulMasturbationTips

13332 pts ยท September 20, 2013


You've got to read her FB commentary. All about how her "energy" kept the lion calm and how she sent "telepathic images" of the way out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The beauty is in the camouflage the film wears; by the time you've realized how grim the story is, it's too late - you're fully invested.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Real talk; how fit these folks gotta be to hold themselves like that in glide?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live there. #Victoria BC

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Between Batman and Superman, aim it at Batman. You might at least have a chance to hit the mark.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shot thru the face and you're to blame, you give legal carry a good name.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Adam Sandler looks like someone who looks like Adam Sandler but really isn't.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Money can buy just about anything.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You liked Snowcrash? Check out Diamond Age by same! Da5id says you'll enjoy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bottom left; the couple that's equal parts fearful and fearless.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Often those who treat service staff with the least humanity are those who ironically use those same services the most.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say, based on the first gif, that I couldn't see all of him. Just half Nelson.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hot? Open Mordors to get a cooling cross breeze.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lots of assumption here that this home cam has the time correctly synched up. I've seen government facilities with cameras an hour off.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"It's always a bit shocking when a sitcom tackles serious issues. I always felt like The Fresh Prince always handled tough subjects well" 5K

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*on

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Helmet is more likely due to riding a scooter. Dude I'm ground is possibly a combo; drunk and crashed. Dogs ride often with the rider.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Just like ma used to make; rock hard loaves.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Albino at least one white whale now.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the secret Nazi base tho?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vickahs.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone coulda told Toys R Us...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sisyphus.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cute? No, you're missing the point. This is Revenge Racoon seeking out the falcon that kill its parents. Building by buildinf, never resting

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... on being in top shape given the failure rate of most hunts for most large predators is high. A cheetah with a limp is a dead kitty.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apex predators will often avoid fights even when they're likely to win - likely ain't worth maybe getting hurt. Apex predators depend...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not saying he didn't have it coming. He was clearly sqaring up & had it coming but dayum, copper put some unnecessary-force stank on it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

He's kind of an anti-hero. Like the Punisher. Yeah, exactly like that only his Mafia was the city council and that follows.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

I felt that one line revealed more about the character than any others. Bad guy? Sure. Evil? Why not. Prejudiced? I'll have none of that!

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0