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Ugh I had a cat once that whenever I tried to discipline him with a water spritz he'd straight up lean into it as a big ol fuck you, toots.
This was delightful to read, good work you two!
Personally, they always brighten my day. Thank you for sharing your amazing experiences!
Oh my god this makes me so happy! You are such a kind person!! Good on your parents for raising such a stellar human being!
Amazon! Originally Walmart but they were only seasonal, now I just online order them! :D
Dude. The strawberry kitkats are THE fucking best. I always have to have a bag in my house.
Haha oh my god I love the way she whips it back there for a half a second like she's pumping up.
They should be happy now, she got a cut and color and now she's actually blonde. Eyebrows though...they still dark...
Seriously, how fucking rude and tacky is that? If that were me I'd tell my mother to go take a high dive into a low well.
So handsome!!
I gained an inch and a half! Cheers to you, OP, welcome to the cool kids club! :D
Well said! And, agreed.
Ugh children will forever and always do wet willies. Also a 32 year old I went on a blind date with once.