HeyQueef

171974 pts ยท September 25, 2018


if your dick had arms could it jack itself off?

I miss the sheer bravery it took to kiss a girl. Theres no exhilaration in youth like just going for it.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

3 years ago. Way to be relevant imgur

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 15

"Good living"? The highest paid job here is $95k.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That fawn was absolutely fine and now its separated from its mother. "It seemed confused" as opposed to what? Its a baby herbivore who's survival instinct is to lay still and wait for mom.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Kool-aid Man is both! Its like saying "are you the meat or the blood?"

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When he goes i hope he shits himself on camera. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You ham sandwich it doesn't cost ICE $100k it costs the taxpayers. Funding is meaningless to them and this isn't going to stop because of a lack of money.

7 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 8

This is the equivalent of making 4 saving throws in a row

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pam Bondi eats soggy cereal

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not sure how i could ruin it but I'll try not to

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

I don't know what it is but this new format of a girl doing a little dance thing then suddenly changing into cosplay but I find it jarring and unappealing

7 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 14

Catch of the decade? Absolutely not

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Missing sock under the bed

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The graphic leads me to believe that cats are also somehow involved

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That doesn't increase their uptake. A plant isn't like a HEPA filter where the air *has* to go through it. It only takes in atmosphere at a rate proportional to its ability to process it.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A plant moves no real quantity of air so even if it removes every contaminant, it will never cycle the entire air volume of a space. So thats your limiting factor

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Can we stop with this bullshit. Plants are not effective filters. If you have benzene in your house, a plant will not help you

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is the aviation equivalent of that beer can that dude tried to take to the titanic.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I saw a label that read "BTC 2011" I would not think bit coin

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was mad max a documentary?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shes like a tiny Simone Biles so a regular Simone Biles

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put up some posters, maybe someone found it

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Real question, how is that a drought? Isn't that just what the desert be like?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good old Johnny Damon. Looks like Jesus, throws like Mary and signs contracts like Judas

8 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

After you reverse sear your birthday cake, let it rest before cutting

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What kind of dumb fuck front page post is this? Egg theory? Tumbler classic?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

That "gentle" had a dusting of southern on it

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clarification, he did not donate, he raised 190 million.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0