HighSorcerer

130563 pts ยท October 8, 2015


Don't worry about getting it tightened down entirely either.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is the dow still over 50,000? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE DOW IS STILL OVER 50,000!!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was 100% at fault, he was passing on the left across a double-solid yellow line which is a no-passing zone, and hit a driver legally turning left at an intersection. Lucky for him he has it all on video so he can show it to his insurance.

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

He's no Michael Paul but he's pretty good

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that a promise? How many of them can they make go away at once? Is this in the budget? Do we need to start a gofundme? How soon can they all be made to go away?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bunkers are meant to withstand sudden, intense assaults. They are no match for precision and patience. Besides, we can just seal up those bunkers and get on with our lives.

1 week ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

If that man had come out and stood in front of a microphone on live tv and gave a calm, factual, eloquent speech I would lose my shit. I think that would make me go actually insane.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*hear him meowt.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How much of you can be spaghettified relatively quickly?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hello, I am Ron Swanson." "Hello, I'm-" "This meeting has gone on long enough."

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Social media ruined the internet and Facebook was launched in 2004 so checks out.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Honestly I'd have dude's back and get his order to him like he wanted but I'd also stick around so I can be like "Bro you need to talk to your wife about this". Lies are relationship killers.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a saying for that. If you build something that's supposed to be idiot-proof then they'll build a better idiot.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She can duck me anytime.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was gonna say I hope it doesn't absorb negative energy and then breaks, because an ex gave me one once and it broke that same week lol

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

say chees

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The people who are holding them aren't law enforcement.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's everyone else's fault if they don't understand why they deserve special treatment.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That wasn't his wish he was just making a statement out loud. Didn't say "I wish" so it doesn't count.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep at that time frame all she'll think is "Damn those foreigners I scammed and got arrested for being foreigners sure did a shitty job doing all the work I never paid them for" and then never learn a lesson.

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"Y'all run. I'll hold her." "You mean you'll hold her back, right? Right?!"

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Comedy gold if he was on the same route and -also- stuck in traffic in the game.

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#5 The second half of that was riveting.

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I'm not posting it a third time in a week.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Imagine never having heard of buskers and assuming publicly performing musicians are all just beggars with really expensive instruments.

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