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7949 pts · April 1, 2019


Capitalism has caused this issue. So what’s the obvious solution? More capitalism of course!

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It is unless you have wealthy parents. Wealthy people are quite content for their offspring to get a doctorate in Music History. But suggest someone from a working class background do the same…

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Cling film for me has a 100% success rate at protecting my sandwiches. I have no reason to doubt it.

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Well yeah, but you can’t put that on the sign.

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Maybe you make 5k but only deposit 4K in the bank and the remaining 1k is just your little secret.

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Being an actor with an accent that unsettles people is a good way to make a living (Arnold Schwarzenegger, Peter Stormare, and now Mads)

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Maybe a person’s death or maiming is minimal to you. How do you propose to mobilise and coordinate 1% of the population for this coup?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And when you get rich enough it’s fine for you to be drunk all the time.

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Because the people that deserve the guillotine are protected by a very well-armed police force.

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All disgustingly brilliant. What you doing with the bases?

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GL pussied out of Darth Jar Jar. It was symmetry: weird little alien in OT is Jedi master, weird tall alien is Sith master in prequels.

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You really think people AREN’T that dumb?

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Austria is an amazing country. Salzburg is a beautiful city and the mountains are epic.

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You have to be when Till is coming at you with a flamethrower.

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But it makes Republicans feel better and gives R politicians and pundits something to yell about.

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Maybe. Carpenters make a lot of money. JC has been doing it for over 2k years at this point, he can probably charge top dollar.

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How about salt?

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Global warming. Climate change was a term pushed by the fossil fuel industry to make the heat-death of the human race seem less scary.

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Plus having much of the world by the scrotum because you supply them with oil/gas. “We woulda brought Russia to justice, but money. Awel.”

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Gave me a laugh.

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Nice try Kodos

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Of course. They deserve it more.

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If we’re not having children who are we saving the planet for?

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George Carlin: the planet will be just fine. WE are fucked.

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And conversely: once the politicians are bought they don’t have their constituent’s best interests in mind.

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That’s not how you use a guillotine.

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They slut shamed Barbie…

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Increasing the availability would likely reduce hard drug use (prescription opioid epidemic is a whole other story).

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Their creation requires more of an industrial process. But cannabis is a starter for 10. The ‘gateway drug’ theory is bullshit and 4/

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Grow their own plants, which could make it readily available from non-horrific sources. The harder drugs are more problematic as 3/

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