HitEmWithTheK

768 pts ยท June 13, 2014


penis.

i wanna bang her too

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

Tell his to stop being a selfish prick and put his seat belt on so it can save his fucking life so you don't have to go to his early funeral

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

the agents in JFK will let you take soilids-(frozen liquids) because the rule is only about non-frozen liquids. so, she'd just keep it

11 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 3

get a routine going. one you start it and get some momentum, you'll be goochie

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

such rotayshun

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

serapls?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dont worry bro i got the joke...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this needs to be top comment.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

herpderp. by preventing locking it prevents sliding and shortens your stopping distance

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

this is fucking great. OP. front page. nao.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

oh..idk. after two days i quit lol "YOU GUYS WENT THROUGH MY PRIVATE PORN COLLECTION!!" 'maam i promise i didnt look at your delicious tits'

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

are you gonna eat it?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

look at this magic stick that makes me a single mother!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

annnnnnnnnnnnd shes single

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand shes single

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

best buy drug tests... walmart drug tests... target drug tests...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

i would blow my teacher if he did this

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

extremely relevant.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it was outdoors and windy. the earth was moving, not my camera.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah BRAH....always

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whynotboth?

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

It should be like a horse eating a sugar cube

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bro don't try to figure it out. Its clearly bullshit.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

"You can look...its just that if I don't like it I want you to stop"

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

murics schools are pretty stupid though :p

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

I'm east of prospect park

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because were antisocial

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

UNIVERSITY AT BUFFALO WHERE YOU AT.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0