HogulusPrime

66227 pts ยท December 30, 2015


I like dogs. Damn The Man, save the Empire.

I recognize that area code... this cannon is officially too close to me for comfort.

9 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like sleeping on a pile of remotes.

17 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1 someone leaked my brain MRI

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Hard to be "terrified" by this when it is just so unsurprising. Enraged? Sure. Exhausted? abso-fuckin-lutely. But I think people who are paying attention didn't need 16 tries to see that this administration has been manipulating markets from the jump.

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And who could fault you? @patricbates stuff is great, and I would poop better knowing Mothman was watching out for me, too.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mmmm. Ham.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first thought was "I would hang that painting in my house." And I am sober.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"We've got the story in tomorrow's newsletter... because we ate the franken-salad and we are all higher than giraffe tits and sweating colors right now."

3 days ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

"Say it again, Lucas."... "Superb"

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Calling it a baby carrot is generous. More like the crusty orange-brown nub you cut off when prepping a carrot. And even less appealing.

4 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

A stylized watermelon has three colors: red, white, green, like the flag of Palestine. It has been used as a not-particularly-subtle substitute to show support for Palestine. As such, it has been demonized by Zionists who don't want people calling them genocidal zealots.

5 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I feel you. My first thought was "Where is this imaginary material on the mohs scale?". Would have impressed me more if he said it could drill through Superman.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is good news, but gosh that quote "...not a winning political strategy". I guess asking them to protect human rights because it's, you know, *right* is just too much to ask. A win is a win, though, so I'll take it and be glad.

6 days ago | Likes 318 Dislikes 5

Swiggity swooty, Winter wants foodies...

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You haven't even finished the plate in front of you, Frank.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you. I look like my mother, so I will ALWAYS look like an alcoholic.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They suit him.

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Nice work, take a bao.

1 week ago | Likes 243 Dislikes 2

I was wholly unprepared for this information.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I, too, choose these Goldens' life...

1 week ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

LOL, fuck them clankers.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

#10 sigh...

2 weeks ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

I am always in awe of people who can drape unworked cloth to make it look like clothes. Really showing off some stunning fabrics with style.

2 weeks ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

I'd say you are both geniuses. Genii. Genies. Whatever. Looks great.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In those moments I dream about having money and (maybe) owning a rental property, I dream about being able to do this. Which may say something sad about the world (or me); that my weird power fantasy is just having my decency make a difference.

2 weeks ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

If you let out a soft moan every time they pump the chair, they stop doing it REAL fast.

2 weeks ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

The app used by my provider network (a big teaching hospital in my city) had the exact kind of data breach you are concerned about. Annnnnd it was all swept under the rug. I don't do the e-checkin (it doesn't change the privacy issues, but the spiteful rebellion makes me feel better).

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

They're all good dogs, Bront..

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0