Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
This is my good girl. She snores snd farts like an old man. I love her.
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
How she tells me she needs to go to the bathroom
Say what?
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Butthurt? Try a refreshing
Look at the marbling on that piece of meat!
I'm starting to hate them now
Welcome to the Dark Side
I turn 40 today, have a story about my racist China set
Any love for black easter bunny?
My keet laid her first egg!
Quality fertilizer equals quality yield!
Cards Against Humanity just trickled on me
My 6 year old made me a mug.
It has begun
Leaked image from Optimus Prime's prostate exam
I made my first cornucopia
My view of the eclipse. Nature is majestic
My nephew wants me to post his creepypasta
My submission
I am ready!
Gettin real tired of that spatula intern.
My good girl at the park that got her sick
This post is for me
Even a shitty Edward Macaroni fork?
My boy and his dog
I thought my daughters rabbit was shedding so I brushed it
Goodbye Tardar Sauce, you will be missed
Good girl is getting a tumor removed next week
MFW I use to much AXE body spray
My candy was excited to see the Rise of Skywalker too
I'm gonna be 'that house'
The stars and stripes are big and bright
MRW I realize I could have had a May the 4th cake day if I'd have waited 2 damn days
She really is the goodest girl
This post is for me
I just sent this to the White House via Amazon
Make love, not war
All right All right All right All right
She mastered fetch today. It's a good day.
How to defeat MOABs in the desert
She is very upset because it started sprinkling and she has no way to get out of the wet
MRW April the Giraffe starts labor