HowDoIGetToTheGoogles

169 pts ยท October 29, 2014


1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incels probably still be like "look at them just pandering to the female demographic"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That's not really how HIPAA works - pretty sure if you're letting someone translate your conversation, that implies consent.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...I think you might have forgotten the /s at the end of your comment?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's got one of the new Bluetooth nailers

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gray suit guy in #4 out here lookin like a monochrome Gordon Freeman

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

they're attacking him because his joke was so bad

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I had my little way, if each peaches every day.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh. Back section of my house has flat rubber roof over it that needs to be replaced fairly soon. Wonder if this would extend its life a bit

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, UPS did trash it, but it was horribly backed at the distribution center. They stuck a smaller box in a bigger box w/ no padding

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"And later that night when his lights went outta sight Came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"defenceless"...at first I thought that was spelled wrong, but Imean, it's true, if he had a fence that wouldn't have happened, so...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All these memes, but still all I can think is who the hell is "Roy" Swanson

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Darude - Sandstorm

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 82

So I was just thinking...if you need a Meeseeks, and so then you buy a Meeseeks, does your Meeseeks then cease to exist?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That effing jump. If I had a dollar for each time I was 10ft short.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Heartsmith is cool but my favorite Smith is still the Poopsmith

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What in tarnation is a "pibble"?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boy, that comment reads a lot differently without context.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OPs username is now irrelevant

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, FWIW I downvoted this one and green arrowed yours.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to get irrationally excited about that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 3yo found this book & wanted us to read it. He hadn't heard the originals yet, so now he thinks the Gingerbread Man is a lame knockoff.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OK, who's got the sauce...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've never signed in just to downvote something, but the logic here made me do it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I heard the Magnum suit was blown up in a freak gasoline fight accident.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0