39233 pts · July 28, 2017
Don’t show me their abs. Show me they can do an unassisted fireman’s lift
#16 I love hole in the wall Thai places. They will literally set my ass on fire with spice if I tell them to and are open every major holiday no exceptions.
Art reveal selfie -1
There was a mistake during Frank’s adoption. Please return your chimney brush and we will get you your cat straight away. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Lego is always a green flag. It’s super expensive so Lego shows a woman you are financially stable. Plus it takes up a lot of shelf space which means you probably have a second bedroom with a bookcase display.
This is a huge red flag. He should dump her immediately.
#2 the Schrödinger thought experiment is not if the box contains a cat that is alive or dead. It’s if the box contains a big strong man or tiny potato boy.
Damn, Dean Winchester. The ghost will still be there tomorrow…
The book also says not to sodomize anyone. The book says a lot of contradictory things because it’s a collection of stories written over hundreds of years cobbled together, poorly translated to different languages, revised, then read from to idiots in order to swindle money and control how they vote.
If you can’t afford to live - 3 hots and a cot starts to sound like a good idea.
It also taught the customer that they can live without corn chips. Even after the price is dropped some will never go back. This happened with me an eggs. The price inflated to over what I was willing to pay and I haven’t gone back. Same with milk.
There’s a reason they call them looney
My wife was a medical coder and came across a chart of a homeless woman that was complaining about vaginal discomfort and itchiness. After an examination the chart documented that sprouts needed to be extracted from her vaginal canal: apparently she had used a potato as a masturbatory aid and a chunk with an eye broke off inside and sprouted.
Wasn’t he begging NATO for help a week ago to get the Strait of Hormuz open?
My cat makes cute noises, your baby makes annoying noises. My cat shits in a box, your baby shits anywhere. A single can of baby formula: $30. A single can of friskies: $.80. Cat puke: mostly hair. Baby puke: gooey disgusting sludge. These things are not the same.
My god is it so refreshing to hear an intelligent human in politics speak.
Damn, that’s a crunchy beat
Biscuits: “Why is there silverware in my nap box, human?”
See argument above: space isn’t real. Why wouldn’t she be drinking wallpaper paste?
Space isn’t real because clouds look like clouds. Checkmate, atheists.
How dangerous is it for a civilian aircraft to circle a nuclear submarine they happen upon?
Domestic rabbits are afraid of nothing. They will bite the hand of death himself.
Perfectly designed planned obsolescence.
Pork chops for lunch
No. North Korea is the worst. Their government is deliberately starving its population, preventing any communication to the outside world and murders anyone who tries to leave.
Know what your time is worth ahead of accepting a position and never give a corporation a single minute for free.
Give your balls a tug, tit-fucker
I never thought the world would come to this. An intern in a bunny suit appears to be smarter than the president of America
Don’t show me their abs. Show me they can do an unassisted fireman’s lift
#16 I love hole in the wall Thai places. They will literally set my ass on fire with spice if I tell them to and are open every major holiday no exceptions.
Art reveal selfie -1
There was a mistake during Frank’s adoption. Please return your chimney brush and we will get you your cat straight away. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Lego is always a green flag. It’s super expensive so Lego shows a woman you are financially stable. Plus it takes up a lot of shelf space which means you probably have a second bedroom with a bookcase display.
This is a huge red flag. He should dump her immediately.
#2 the Schrödinger thought experiment is not if the box contains a cat that is alive or dead. It’s if the box contains a big strong man or tiny potato boy.
Damn, Dean Winchester. The ghost will still be there tomorrow…
The book also says not to sodomize anyone. The book says a lot of contradictory things because it’s a collection of stories written over hundreds of years cobbled together, poorly translated to different languages, revised, then read from to idiots in order to swindle money and control how they vote.
If you can’t afford to live - 3 hots and a cot starts to sound like a good idea.
It also taught the customer that they can live without corn chips. Even after the price is dropped some will never go back. This happened with me an eggs. The price inflated to over what I was willing to pay and I haven’t gone back. Same with milk.
There’s a reason they call them looney
My wife was a medical coder and came across a chart of a homeless woman that was complaining about vaginal discomfort and itchiness. After an examination the chart documented that sprouts needed to be extracted from her vaginal canal: apparently she had used a potato as a masturbatory aid and a chunk with an eye broke off inside and sprouted.
Wasn’t he begging NATO for help a week ago to get the Strait of Hormuz open?
My cat makes cute noises, your baby makes annoying noises. My cat shits in a box, your baby shits anywhere. A single can of baby formula: $30. A single can of friskies: $.80. Cat puke: mostly hair. Baby puke: gooey disgusting sludge. These things are not the same.
My god is it so refreshing to hear an intelligent human in politics speak.
Damn, that’s a crunchy beat
Biscuits: “Why is there silverware in my nap box, human?”
See argument above: space isn’t real. Why wouldn’t she be drinking wallpaper paste?
Space isn’t real because clouds look like clouds. Checkmate, atheists.
How dangerous is it for a civilian aircraft to circle a nuclear submarine they happen upon?
Domestic rabbits are afraid of nothing. They will bite the hand of death himself.
Perfectly designed planned obsolescence.
Pork chops for lunch
No. North Korea is the worst. Their government is deliberately starving its population, preventing any communication to the outside world and murders anyone who tries to leave.
Know what your time is worth ahead of accepting a position and never give a corporation a single minute for free.
Give your balls a tug, tit-fucker
I never thought the world would come to this. An intern in a bunny suit appears to be smarter than the president of America