70779 pts · March 29, 2017
I don't understand down votes on useful information.
The Sir Mix-a-Lot of hips
What about the winning personality?
I used to not take mine on the weekends as my strategy but I can’t do that anymore. If I don’t take mine daily, I’m basically hungover.
He looks like that due to the enlarged liver. A direct result of having to pound bottles just to get a little drunk.
So you’re the smartest or 2nd smartest at your work?
That’s not a scratch if they’re playing “balls in holes”
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IMO this is the best version
- Russ Hanneman
Porky pig’n
Aww man, was hoping my fleshlight Eskimo bro and I could become pornhub pals!
It’s Duck Hunt season already?
The US is always the good guy in real life, except for that one time and maybe a few hundred thousand other times.
The sinister laughter from Giancarlo
My dad will kill your first born if you don’t
Also the “I love to see you suffer” behind the eyes
As long as it’s recorded for the historical record…
And that’s what got him the job!
I wonder if my parents are disappointed for you too
Why do doctors still tell you not to drink while taking antibiotics? If you go out to drink; you might have sex. If you’re being treated for an STD, you’ll spread it. You can drink while taking most antibiotics.
Why is the base of that fire hydrant so far from the ground from where it first sat?
When I was young I was stupid, I’m still stupid. She might need to expand her age range.
Bunch of dead magats found the next day. Death by asphyxiation, all found with their lil dicks in their had, lil sponge stain on the tactical pants.
Bald people are the worst! Don’t look under my hat!
The Sir Mix-a-Lot of hips
What about the winning personality?
I used to not take mine on the weekends as my strategy but I can’t do that anymore. If I don’t take mine daily, I’m basically hungover.
He looks like that due to the enlarged liver. A direct result of having to pound bottles just to get a little drunk.
So you’re the smartest or 2nd smartest at your work?
That’s not a scratch if they’re playing “balls in holes”
IMO this is the best version
- Russ Hanneman
Porky pig’n
Aww man, was hoping my fleshlight Eskimo bro and I could become pornhub pals!
It’s Duck Hunt season already?
The US is always the good guy in real life, except for that one time and maybe a few hundred thousand other times.
The sinister laughter from Giancarlo
My dad will kill your first born if you don’t
Also the “I love to see you suffer” behind the eyes
As long as it’s recorded for the historical record…
And that’s what got him the job!
I wonder if my parents are disappointed for you too
Why do doctors still tell you not to drink while taking antibiotics? If you go out to drink; you might have sex. If you’re being treated for an STD, you’ll spread it. You can drink while taking most antibiotics.
Why is the base of that fire hydrant so far from the ground from where it first sat?
When I was young I was stupid, I’m still stupid. She might need to expand her age range.
Bunch of dead magats found the next day. Death by asphyxiation, all found with their lil dicks in their had, lil sponge stain on the tactical pants.
Bald people are the worst! Don’t look under my hat!