IAmAllThings

38302 pts ยท January 26, 2015


As a father of a 5 year old boy, the "No Guns" sign on the door of the pre-school is about 4x4, the no peanuts sign is about 16x16

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As a zoologist, Emu's can fly, but are all deathly afraid of heights.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a founder of 9gag, we take offense from all this criticism .We intended to be a site similar to ABC Mouse but it got out of hand

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

As a Korean, they cost about tree fiddy

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a tennis player, that drop shot though . dude has some skills

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As that egg, I've seen some stuff, and some things. Wouldn't recommend it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a married man, my wife is happy if we squeeze in a 5 minute power nap. She is routinely disappointed

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

As a writer for "Ted 3" we're going for something a little different this time

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

As a Historian, John Wilkes Booth was actually a Dermatologist

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 5

As a film critic, it drastically underachieved

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 13

As a producer at Pixar, I can see it now. "Robot Party 4" Confusing title, I know, but there is a movie called "Big Hero 6", so.......

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

As a person, MRW life

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone that struggles with geography, is this in Michigan?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Simpsons fan, stupid sexy Flanders

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Stan Lee fan, he's getting pretty creepy

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

As someone who has been impacted greatly, cheese killed my father, and raped my mother. fuck you cheese

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As Dr Kevorkian, my techniques have gotten more elaborate over the years

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As an American, I found the video confusing because I don't speak Australian

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a fan of the Cera posts, find your own thing

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 10

As a dad, this is just awful. You need to learn to multi-task and beat them while you watch Blind Date

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a Veteran Imgur user, didn't you find it odd that you no upvotes or downvotes

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

As a Seinfeld fan, George was the most relatable character

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

As an observant person, how do you quote a school?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As someone who likes to point out the obvious, that's because you're an imbecile

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

As a judge at the annual Darwin Awards in Wauwatosa, WI, I'm going to award the trophy to both participants

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

as someone married to a deaf person, MRW I'm signing Rap God by Eminem. Punched myself in the face once

10 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 3

As a massive Game of Thorns fan, I still can't figure out the meaning behind the show's title. Probably a secret among the writers

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 5

As a religious man, I eat crackers for his body, and drink wine for his blood, but what about his semen? WHAT ABOUT HIS SEMEN DAMMIT!

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 16

As someone who watched salad fingers for the first time this year, this is actually relevant to me

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0