38302 pts ยท January 26, 2015
As a father of a 5 year old boy, the "No Guns" sign on the door of the pre-school is about 4x4, the no peanuts sign is about 16x16
As a zoologist, Emu's can fly, but are all deathly afraid of heights.
As a founder of 9gag, we take offense from all this criticism .We intended to be a site similar to ABC Mouse but it got out of hand
As a Korean, they cost about tree fiddy
As a tennis player, that drop shot though . dude has some skills
As that egg, I've seen some stuff, and some things. Wouldn't recommend it
As a married man, my wife is happy if we squeeze in a 5 minute power nap. She is routinely disappointed
As a writer for "Ted 3" we're going for something a little different this time
As a Historian, John Wilkes Booth was actually a Dermatologist
As a film critic, it drastically underachieved
As a producer at Pixar, I can see it now. "Robot Party 4" Confusing title, I know, but there is a movie called "Big Hero 6", so.......
As a person, MRW life
As someone that struggles with geography, is this in Michigan?
As a Simpsons fan, stupid sexy Flanders
As a Stan Lee fan, he's getting pretty creepy
As someone who has been impacted greatly, cheese killed my father, and raped my mother. fuck you cheese
As Dr Kevorkian, my techniques have gotten more elaborate over the years
As an American, I found the video confusing because I don't speak Australian
As a fan of the Cera posts, find your own thing
As a dad, this is just awful. You need to learn to multi-task and beat them while you watch Blind Date
as a Veteran Imgur user, didn't you find it odd that you no upvotes or downvotes
As a Seinfeld fan, George was the most relatable character
As an observant person, how do you quote a school?
As someone who likes to point out the obvious, that's because you're an imbecile
As a Zoolander fan https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/16/72/b5/1672b53f298ba814cdab323e075c46ba.jpg
As a judge at the annual Darwin Awards in Wauwatosa, WI, I'm going to award the trophy to both participants
as someone married to a deaf person, MRW I'm signing Rap God by Eminem. Punched myself in the face once
As a massive Game of Thorns fan, I still can't figure out the meaning behind the show's title. Probably a secret among the writers
As a religious man, I eat crackers for his body, and drink wine for his blood, but what about his semen? WHAT ABOUT HIS SEMEN DAMMIT!
As someone who watched salad fingers for the first time this year, this is actually relevant to me
As a father of a 5 year old boy, the "No Guns" sign on the door of the pre-school is about 4x4, the no peanuts sign is about 16x16
As a zoologist, Emu's can fly, but are all deathly afraid of heights.
As a founder of 9gag, we take offense from all this criticism .We intended to be a site similar to ABC Mouse but it got out of hand
As a Korean, they cost about tree fiddy
As a tennis player, that drop shot though . dude has some skills
As that egg, I've seen some stuff, and some things. Wouldn't recommend it
As a married man, my wife is happy if we squeeze in a 5 minute power nap. She is routinely disappointed
As a writer for "Ted 3" we're going for something a little different this time
As a Historian, John Wilkes Booth was actually a Dermatologist
As a film critic, it drastically underachieved
As a producer at Pixar, I can see it now. "Robot Party 4" Confusing title, I know, but there is a movie called "Big Hero 6", so.......
As a person, MRW life
As someone that struggles with geography, is this in Michigan?
As a Simpsons fan, stupid sexy Flanders
As a Stan Lee fan, he's getting pretty creepy
As someone who has been impacted greatly, cheese killed my father, and raped my mother. fuck you cheese
As Dr Kevorkian, my techniques have gotten more elaborate over the years
As an American, I found the video confusing because I don't speak Australian
As a fan of the Cera posts, find your own thing
As a dad, this is just awful. You need to learn to multi-task and beat them while you watch Blind Date
as a Veteran Imgur user, didn't you find it odd that you no upvotes or downvotes
As a Seinfeld fan, George was the most relatable character
As an observant person, how do you quote a school?
As someone who likes to point out the obvious, that's because you're an imbecile
As a Zoolander fan https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/16/72/b5/1672b53f298ba814cdab323e075c46ba.jpg
As a judge at the annual Darwin Awards in Wauwatosa, WI, I'm going to award the trophy to both participants
as someone married to a deaf person, MRW I'm signing Rap God by Eminem. Punched myself in the face once
As a massive Game of Thorns fan, I still can't figure out the meaning behind the show's title. Probably a secret among the writers
As a religious man, I eat crackers for his body, and drink wine for his blood, but what about his semen? WHAT ABOUT HIS SEMEN DAMMIT!
As someone who watched salad fingers for the first time this year, this is actually relevant to me