IAmNotAScientist

14247 pts ยท December 6, 2013


I spend a lot of time at sea working with science groups and am often refered to as a scientist by the ship's crew, but I'm actually an electrical engineer (almost), hence the username :) I'm also a sarcastic ass and apologize in advance if my humor is lost in text

What are these, ants for ants?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like someone didn't keep his wife's name out of her mouth

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I remember that one. Weekend at Don't Burny's, right? Cool idea, but there were a lot of plot holes iirc

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can dance all day!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ctrl+z!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Frag out!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can dance all day!

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That's not how hijackings work!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was from rapid pixel development, which caused him to age faster but lose pixels at an accelerated rate

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've used the mk6 to look at hydrothermal vents. It was beautiful!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, to reiterate: play them!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it irony that would define using a ghost for a ride or die tattoo? I feel like it's irony

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's so chapped those asses don't have to be!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's important for a sorceress to learn how to summon shadow creatures at an early age.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This week on Eat, Play, Love

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is pretty cool. Who's the artist?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like someone's got a few screws loose. What a shocking development.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great: of an extent, amount, or intensity considerably above the normal or average.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any chance you've played the Subnautica games? This screams Subnautica. If you haven't you should!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At best this is super sketchy. Worst - stalker/dangerous. Do not give this person any info. Downvote and move on

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I love the part where Owen Wilson's character pulls his underwear off, but Ben Stiller gives himself a huge wedgie

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CMM WHOP, dap a Doo WHOP. Special sauce a Doo WHOP

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe IT is, maybe IT isn't. Who knows?

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Actually, it's pronounced yacht. You were close though

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I love that you have downvotes. Not because you deserve them, but just that they are so disproportionate to your upvotes!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This gif rocks!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First the apple, now the sound barrier? When will it end? Driving? Voting? Rights to any extent? I hope not! Get it girl ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neeeeeeeerrrrrrrrdddddd!!!! Also, thanks. I am not a scientist, but appreciated that explanation :)

4 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Isn't that literally the point of most of this? I'm sorry someone peed in your Cheerios

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0