IAmNotTheDevil

9359 pts · June 2, 2015


Compulsive liar, amateur kleptomaniac, professional asshole. Get a screenshot of this to front page and I’ll send you a wax stamped letter telling you to fuck off.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If there was no slide then the plane wouldn’t have flown.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The sun never sets on the British empire. Drinking age is 18 here. Ergo the sun can drink.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I can prove a number of stupid things work. Doesn’t make it historically accurate.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gordon only yells at adults who should know better and who do shoddy work.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s bugs bunny but fat. Chungus is just a funny word.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But... that’s exactly what Antropology is. The study of human behaviours past and present through different aspects of science.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*it not it’s the second time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It’s also wrong in places, so it’s fails at being a taxonomy.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Calling Philosophy a subset of physics is definitely not accurate.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No see, only jokes can woosh.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Because she didn’t want to.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

Exactly. There’s someone I’ve worked with for about 10 months now and I still don’t know their name.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Wouldn’t say that they owned them. 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’re claiming to be an authority on cats, citing the fact that they’ve taken care of many cats as evidence. Someone that into cats 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They said serial cat owner. Implying they’ve had many cats over those years.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I call bullshit on you. No person who has taken care of that many cats would say they owned the cats.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the best thing ever. I can flail wildly without hitting anyone.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I love my trans-channel chums.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But tumblr and twitter exist so it’d still be called cultural appropriation.

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 9

Can I get special dispensation if I just don’t laugh much? I do find it funny, I’m just not a laugher.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Counterpoint; I’m not going to consult them about every single little thing. You still need autonomy in a relationship for it to be healthy.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

“If you take away a bunch of stuff from one superhero but keep the other at their peak then it’s a draw.”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spider-Man could punch Batman’s jaw off.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parker literally invented his own martial art. He also has almost precognition levels of dodge ability.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Ninja Brian was in the video.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eyyyyyy wassup?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wrong. Rule 0 trumps everything.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

No; it’s Killgrave from Jessica Jones.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0