ICantHaveNiceThings

2657 pts ยท August 12, 2015


Send me your nudes! Or send me your thoughts open to talking about anything. Nice guy http://bit.ly/2bPySP0

I buckle all electronic equipment every time. period!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so close you can touch the guy next to you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can put your meat in me anytime no homo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Those are the weave of the sock not actual holes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its not done till it has holes

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I can do that too any time I want.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the truck is more on the line however the sentra is not pulled in straight. so the butt end is wider than the front by the door.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those types on TP dispesers are the worst

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I assume you are in the sentra then

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Use turbo tax its cheaper and probably more reliable

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

already a negative because you dont do that here

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

oh look a raisin M&M

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know this place I know this place

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like a giant dongo to me

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh look sprinkles

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope your boss gave you a raise

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Denver Zoo here is doing a 5$ off weekend if you show them the app so that you will come in and play at the zoo this weekend.

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 3

At least there is a cop on scene

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

This is such a lifesaver.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Waiter there is a human in my hamburger

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think that is broken you should have it looked at

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Screwing like that gets me hard every time

9 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 2

you just used your whole vocabulary on this post.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

coincidentally OP fits in there perfectly

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I like how he is wearing gloves so they cant link him to the crime

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes this and a few other reasons

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I keep a knife in my pocket bring it on

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

This is so accurate that i just want to blow something up

9 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 1

has clearly posted face before with this color hair why the big black spot ?

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 6

Well good on you mate now you can take the next step and give her one

9 years ago | Likes 1206 Dislikes 8