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145377 pts ยท October 18, 2012


I'm me. Based near Minneapolis, MN. Male. Tech support (read; patience of a saint). Gamer. Geek (But with terrible memory, so many references are lost on me).

I didn't see this was The Onion at first and thought "Yeah...that tracks"

1 day ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

A good ole high torque scrap metal shredder would probably do the job.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This seems like a recreation (and practice) for the foretold Easter zombie Jesus resurrection. It's good to be prepared for incoming zombies, even if it's just one.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like the other guy said, Vance is a toolbag. Everyone is where they are now because of Trump appointments. Once Trump goes, the GQP is going to tear itself apart vying for top spot.

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

This is what we need in the world right now, a little ray of hope.

1 week ago | Likes 364 Dislikes 3

The conservative mindset is pretty much narcissism mixed with sociopath. It's all " me me me!" and "fuck that other guy" with zero remorse.

1 week ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

I'm very much here for that ride, if it ever happens. I'd much rather live through the pain of fixing the country, rather than living through the pain of getting shoved in a concentration camp for being a dissident of the Nazi 2.0 party as they destroy what's left of the country.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not really a sandwich unless someone fingers it first.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How does one become a professional tail holder?

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I like this lady, she has a way with words.

3 weeks ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 5

Please keep your dinosaurs trimmed for safety reasons.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Combine that with the AI voice and we've got ourselves a winner!

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Welp, guess it's the ole firing squad instead then.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

why are we eating candles? I know there's a wax coating on some foods but that's taking it a bit too far.

3 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

This looks like the kind of meal prepping I can get behind.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also greatly enjoy the Jacques McKeown series, by Yahtzee Croshaw. A silly sarcastic space adventure featuring a washed up starfighter pilot.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bobiverse and Dungeon Crawler Carl are top picks for me. I re-listen to Bobiverse on audiobook at least once a year.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is absolutely delightful. But a small part of me wants to see the camera's side, just absolutely covered in paint as she gestured with that brush, flinging paint all over the place.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They've already admitted the entire government would shut down if they did something like that. The ones who could enact such a law are the ones who would die by it.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We outsource everything else there including cyber crime, why not traffic crime too!?

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Guarantee it'll be used instead as a method to place land mines for optimal damage dealt.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

We have a raptor center here in MN run by the U of M that specializes in birds of prey but they occasionally take in water fowl as well. They're definitely a specialization option but not fully required if you've got a more generalist exotic vet like Shadow mentioned.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most gas powered cars won't explode because you didn't play bop-it correctly.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My cat asks me to deal with the microwave, oven timer, or fire alarm batteries, because he does not appreciate the beeping. He has also come to me if there are construction or other truck beeping outside, because apparently I am responsible for all beeping irritants.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Hey boss, I brought your bag out of the van for you. Is there anything else you need?" with such a strong accent I had to listen a dozen times to get it.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Definitely doesn't look good. Should get that inspected by a licensed professional instead of randos on the internet.

2 months ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Great I clicked that, now amazon thinks I'm going into business de-nutting livestock.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Out of curiosity, would you not also want to seal the back (and edges) so water doesn't seep in through the back of the paper/canvas?

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

tldr: It's ok and even encouraged to punch a Nazi.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0