INeedTPNow

9499 pts · March 21, 2017


I am OP, the mighty bundle of sticks.

We gotta see the pix. @op plz

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IDK that client sounds like the average millennial to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh sheet

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like my mom at the Brazilian wax salon.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice work @op

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll be right back in there once you get the bill from the ER.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck off already. Don't you have a man bun to fashion so you can hit on other guys' girlfriends and wives?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Other men's women? So you're an asshole too, not just stupid looking?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

This. Nothing wrong with the sentence otherwise.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus, why is everybody so fucking salty when someone disagrees with them these days? You probably wish you had a man bun but are balding.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Nah, I have long luscious hair and a spouse and I think man buns are fucking retarded.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Anal beads for ants.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#17 @iseenipple

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

It's like the World Series in baseball where it's basically USA.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So now you have a big huge empty safe with broken locks. What a deal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does a rectangle seat an odd number of people?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's probably illegal though, she's 17

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Semen, most likely.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shoot the eagle! He stole my personal property! 'murica!!!!!11!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Water coconut.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bacterium here. Can confirm. One day I'll get all of you motherfuckers.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For once, Gerald.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Explain ur smolness

8 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 2

Sure there is. Try dislocating two knees.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Congratulences. Like when someone high fives you after you make a glorious fart.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Twice!!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cool story bro

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

ʰᵉᶜᵏ

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0