This one time I was walking home from a friend when I came across a cute girl. She walked towards me listening to music, minding her own business. I lined up to the right side of road, as did she. I lined up again, to the left side as did she. Then we came to a halt so we wouldnt crash into eachother, she smiled and walked past me. This was obviously a trap laid by the dark masters from the flat moon society to inject my body full of nanobots from her exhale air. They are working with the gnome lizard people living on the other side of flat earth, to control our brains and turn our cows into hemafrodites. 9/11
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