Him and his egg friends get it!
Secret Santa is the best!!
Great gifts from a Super Secret Santa
Soo....how do I?
I've always been alone but never felt lonely until recently
What a whirlwind of a year it has been.
I made a new friend at work today
They should have more years together
Secret Santa!
You ever tell your crush you like them and they say they like you too but you can't date right now?? It sucks.
Everywhere else it’s just another Tuesday. Happy Mardi Gras everyone!
I just remembered, swans can be gay.
Nice to know
It's my Cake Day and I'm getting ready to see more of this this weekend!
2016 can go fuck itself
The local weather team made the excuse note we all need.
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Here's to everyone who, like me, is getting drunk alone because you have no friends.
MRW going through the FP on July 29th
Sometime you see beautiful things while stuck in traffic
Santa Paws came to my office today!
Back up Secret Santa pulls through!!
It's my cake day and I almost forgot so here's a picture of the bayou by my house.
The New Orleans area just had some tornadoes
I was so excited, now I only know disappointment
New element added to the periodic table!
MRW I see someone running around in a Batman costume and I remember it's the third Tuesday of the month.
GOP trying to appeal to Dems
There's some real concern in my neighborhood
Me Among the Normals
Beignets for breakfast
For most people, yesterday was a normal Tuesday.
I hear we're sending weird stuff to the front page...
HRW he's at the Olympics but remembers swans can be gay
Only in a Texas blizzard!
Aw yes, Sunday
This man and his mustache are regulars at my store
My coworker's Golden Girls Mount Rushmore tattoo
Clever dry cleaners, clever.
Finally, everything is coming up Milhouse!
I think I hit the jackpot at Goodwill today
I Wrok At An Insectarium
MRW I'm trying to fall asleep until I hear a rat and/or roach on the other side of the wall
Happy New Year
Fancy Jabba
Money Can't Buy Happiness But It Could Relieve Some Stress
First episode and Fuller House Throws Some Serious Shade