Ialmostgotthis

5985 pts ยท August 27, 2018


I have a paper that says I'm a Master of Science, which is cool.

Wow, you believe in the future?

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Some worms swordfight with their penises and the loser gets pregnant

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I know in a lot of places defending property is different than defending human safety

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What amount of force are you allowed to use to protect your pet (property)? Like could he take a bite out of one of their arms?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Everything is a UFO if you're bad at identifying things

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like a service truck, so more like "we heard you need something repaired"

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I don't drive far because I get car sick and yeah long flights are pretty off putting, but I'd rather 4 hours on a flight to 20 on a train.

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Tbh I'd hate it. I can't sit still and walking up and down the cars wouldn't be enough enrichment for me.

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Nope, it's appropriate

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My company (that I work for) gets tax cuts for making drugs that are unprofitable but are still in need.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Roy?

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Pretty sure 6 cats would kill me. Allergies

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poupon everything

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I cite polar bears

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I think the idea is don't be in ottery waters

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Put your dick in it?

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Gotta hide seaman stains

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It was also proved that he more than likely raped her, instead of beyond a reasonable doubt. Criminal is a higher standard of proof.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Something something swallows

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If it rises enough, we'll get the western interior seaways again.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did they break out the butterscotch pudding?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah tbh I hate it

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I think it's very difficult to take stock of highly migratory fish, so it's up in the air what the true numbers are

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Idk, Vance said it's because Russia is afraid of the consequences of known badass Trump being elected. That's the story Fox will run with, I'm sure.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My boys are super competitive and I don't want to be trash talked while failing.

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