Icefyer

1688 pts ยท August 1, 2017


My bum gets destroyed by gales all the time, especially after chipotle. I don't see what the big deal is...

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hunting Horn while I eat more mushrooms than my grandma in college.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good question. I have intestinal problems so I use the toilet stool myself. I know they make collapsible travel versions.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because companies own the government.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wars? You mean there's more than one?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are the rest of us just walking skeletons at this point? When's the next skeleton war?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Neither of which they'll do because they're all gobbling Dear Leader's slimy crotch.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now watch nothing be done about it.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Tony Bgawk?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't smoke in any form so I'm super unfamiliar as to what the first two are exactly. Would you care to explain what a flower and cart are?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine blue being the one that boosts the weirdboy powers so he does the classic Genie bit...and then spontaneously explodes from too much WAAAGH build-up but everyone thinks he teleported instead of being vaporized into a fine mist.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a Robin Williams one? Now I'm just imagining a comedian ork that painted themselves blue instead of red or yellow to try to figure out what that color does...

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a kitsune with a confidence problem.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An all-minotaur orchestra?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My lunch!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what about the one that's cunning and brutal?

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean, only natural it'd go off! The guy's clearly on fire...

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Colonel Angus? I love his beef!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I'm secretly a zombie then?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one doing situps in the bun freaking sent my sides into orbit.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clearly I haven't gone far back enough with my time machine...

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There were also 'saber rakes' or 'light-foils' that were basically toned down lightsabers used for dueling by aristocrats on one planet I forget the name of, like 'ye olde rapier dueling' style.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Except himself, of course.

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

And at this rate it'll never happen.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm afraid I don't get the first one.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The mere thought of that makes me squirm...

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It definitely wouldn't change anything. No empathy, after all "don't commit the sin of empathy" and all that.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And sadly not with sprinkles.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Considering what's going on, that typo is accurate. They smell like farts.

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It's different when the people being "punished" own those that are supposed to give them punishment.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0