IgnisInvictus

545502 pts · August 19, 2015


Data Scientist who's real good with the time domain. Happy Caturday All!

Yep. My one and hopefully only seizure went from standing, then witnesses say I turned around three times, and went down, bounced my head on the concrete, and started with the arm flailing. Seizure then bonk.

I'm lucky it was the back of my head and not my teeth.

Sucks it happened on your wedding day! It'll be a fun story eventually. Congrats on getting married!

43 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The kick is a dick move for someone with a fear of heights.

2 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nah. Out in the country near wooded land, you want the meaner bastards. It ain't fun dealing with them, but they deal with the hawks and coyotes.

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every flock needs one of the meaner bastards. The ones that don't care you just punted them across the yard because they attacked. Those are the bastards that keep everything from hawks to coyotes away.

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a rooster. They're all mean bastards. Some are also honey-badger-don't-give-a-fuck-I-will-punt-you bastards.

11 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well fuck you too.

12 hours ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Yeah. Hearing Ontario California is mildly trippy.

12 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Typically, you have the seizure which causes the face plant. It's like being a marionette and having someone just cut your strings.

13 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That is a dick move.

13 hours ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

... is this number 3 in like a 36 hour time period?

Ontario, CA yesterday, Queens NY today, and now this one?

Huh. This, um, this might be trending.

14 hours ago | Likes 215 Dislikes 5

Introspective. It's exhausting.

And Dinah is adorable!

15 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Much.

15 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure what about this is illegal.

Also, 'efficient' my ass. Dude was high, thought that looked like a bomb, and figured he'd intimidate folks for something.

But if his story was always 'efficiency' and he didn't actually say anything implying 'bomb' or 'explosion' then this isn't illegal.

15 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

His was on the left, front of his chest. I hit that with the slicker brush he was in heaven. He'd stretch his neck out and rock his head from side to side while bringing up that rear paw to do the thumping motion. He'd get mad at me if I stopped too soon.

15 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Um.

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I'm not saying nuthin'...

15 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Awwww... he's got butterfly ears 🦋

16 hours ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yep. Sorry folks.

16 hours ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

That's emo. Not goth.

16 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Lol. It was on his left, front of his chest. If I hit that spot with the slicker brush he'd have the same reaction as the cat in this video.

16 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

What else did you expect from that hubristic sack of shit?

16 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My buddy had a glorious spot like that. It wasn't in his ear, though...

17 hours ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 4

Oh. Is this the new trend?

17 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He'd need ice on his balls for a week.

17 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's a wild bird. Maybe leave it alone or at the very least not let your kid near the pokey bits. Lucky it was a bite and not a peck.

17 hours ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That's... different. Apparently, this can be a type of chimerism.

20 hours ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 17

The cape is too long! That's Vader impracticality and pageantry.

Though considering it's not in focus and either would have to jump universe's to exist with Spider-Man... maybe.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lot of people miss that. This is a play on the psychology study that includes a dude dancing around in gorilla costume. People literally didn't see a dancing gorilla while trying to keep count of how many times a basketball got passed back and forth.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0