ImNotNermal

3924 pts · November 8, 2016


All the bikes are proceeds of drug sales, mainly “P”, methamphetamine

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Write down all your problems. Then cross out all the problems you can’t do anything about. Then pick just one that’s left and get to work

4 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

TDS

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

They stink!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grab your boogie board and prepare for the ride of your life

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand why these screamers involve the whole neighbourhood

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alcoholism is an illness. People used to pay to watch insane patients in asylums.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

All that time he had so much love to give

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because the basement is soundproofed

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roast human

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

From what I’ve seen, it’s old white men being assaulted by women, LGBGT and minorities. But don’t let facts get in the way of a good story

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We took our 2 bassets to dog training. They just laughed. They have very selective hearing

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am a bit slow sometimes

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe that’s why it’s endangered

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve waited so long for a woman to show me where the spot is,

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish Imgur had a filter to exclude political garbage

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Way better to say “Wow, I bet that hurts” because it does, and they know that you know it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a coincidence that the kitten turned up just when the piano was being played.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not exactly fired, but lady on her first day moaned that the job wasn’t what she expected. Went outside for morning tea and never came back

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like more than half of all Kiwis, I’m a misogynist

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“United” States of America LOL

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crazy, yes. Ugly, no

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

29 years and it’s still getting better.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Must be Fake News because Dems insist there has been NO election fraud

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

It’s called addiction

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All great cats have many names

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would it be OK if I said the same about Obama’s kid? Thought not

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0