InfiniteBirds

7405 pts · May 5, 2016


Forever screaming into the void.

This is called check kiting and is illegal lol. If it snowballs and you get caught, you can be charged federally and/or on a state level from misdemeanor to felony.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am a bank teller and actively dodge regular customers at the nearby grocery store because I am introverted as hell and do not want to talk for ten minutes to someone outside work. I do not wish to be perceived.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why you ignore all of it and look at the fine print on the price tag that the store put up which gives you the breakdown of cost standardized among all the brands, like square foot.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What it feels like when the dentist fixes my cavity

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I asked for a dog bed for Christmas one year, a giant one for a big dog. I just wanted a huge pillow like a bean bag bed but better fabrics and stuffing for sensory purposes. “You want a… dog.. bed..?” I snuggled the shit out of that thing, my own little human nest. A lot of my childhood experiences make a lot more sense now through the lens of unrecognized and untreated autism.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Laimu, v-tuber on Twitch and YouTube

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The tree pussy was my favorite mushroom on display. I’ve never seen one around here but I recognize some of the others from my backyard! (Not that I would ever be brave enough to forage them lol)

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, the pink wash really does make a difference in the vibrancy!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh lawd he snorfing

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta be real I fully believed he would name his kid E and wouldn’t know otherwise if you didn’t correct yourself.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There are a lot of racist bigots out in NC too but I promise you that, while they may scream for their neighbor to be taken away, they will be the first in line to exercise their 2nd to defend their 4th.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat! Thank you

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn’t the thing about semicolons is that what follows is a complete sentence? But with a comma, what follows must be a sentence fragment? I’m (clearly) no grammar expert, so if I’m wrong, I would love to know.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah fuck you elon, get off my .001 acre lot!

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I feel you. I have several autoimmune disorders but one is very visible and one isn’t at all. I’m almost grateful when the visible one flares because then people actually take me seriously that I don’t feel good.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you watch it, look up the little girl’s voice actor and be prepared to bawl all over again :,)

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s okay man, we all go through times when we’re not our best, where we don’t resemble what people usually think of us. But just like peacocks regrow their tails, we’ll flourish again too. Sure, that tail may fall out again, but it always comes back. Such is life.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is! Source: my grandfather breeds peafowl. Sometimes if there’s a particularly beautiful tail, he will pull the feathers once they start dropping so he can get a poop/mud-free tail. But if you pull too early, it can hurt the bird, so he normally lets them drop naturally.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Of War and Ruin is almost 1500 pages by itself.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whomst tf put Of War and Ruin on a book club pick? That sucker is 1500 pages and the third book in a series.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could also be juvenile males before all of their feathers grow in. I’ve kept peafowl and haven’t seen the females dance ever, but the teen males will all the time.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Peacocks molt their whole tail about once per year. I assume that’s why that one is looking a little scraggly.

6 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

As someone who has kept both in the same pen, boy howdy they don’t know that.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It’s all individual but in my experience, having had both, it’s the closest thing I can think of. Sometimes when I’m cramping bad I’ll sit on the toilet thinking I can shit my way to relief like a bad tummy ache. And when your stomach randomly tells you “you gotta shit NOW!” And you have to continue to finish what you’re doing before you go? That’s what trying to work through bad cramps is like for me. But shitting your ass out doesn’t make you feel any better.

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pfffft omg you’re right. Sorry, listened to that one a lot as well right at the same time in my life.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got you! “In This Shirt” by The Irrepressibles.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well, we’ve already got “Pounded in the butt by my Hugo award nomination” and one for his loss and for his second nomination.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My ace ass loves listening to funny reviews of smut books so much that I actually (unfortunately) recognize most of these… except the man.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the bodiless nib and feed?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the deep dives I’ve watched on Sister Cindy, I think she is both utterly serious and self-aware enough to play it up a little bit like rage-bait. Because any attention on her message is good attention to her. If she has to act extra-cuckoo to get viral, that just means more people hear her.

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0